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The 1980's were a weird time. Arkansas is a weird place. Changing the rules to slow down football was a weird proposal. Here's a weird Culture Club parody to put it all together.

Boy Bert
Boy Bert
@blumby09

Exaggerate the problem all the way
If you asked his thoughts he would say,

"I'm a man about safety
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to defend an offense that's hasty
We're 1 and 0
We're 1 and 0"

[Chorus:]
#Karma #Karma #Karma #Karma #Karma Bret Bielema
Plays come and go
Plays come and go
Defending is too easy with a substitution
Not the solution
Not the solution

Have you heard the stupid things that you've said?
Hurry up no huddle won't leave you dead.

Put on your jacket and watch some tape.
Bitch on Hogville about missing plays.
Try not to get stuck on the elevator
At Jerry World
At Jerry World

[Chorus:]
#Karma #Karma #Karma #Karma #Karma Bret Bielema
Plays come and go
Plays come and go
Defending is too easy with a substitution
Not the solution
Not the solution

[Bridge:]
Football is a game of survival
and safety is something that is vital.
Despite your petition to stifle 
our offense will make its arrival.

"I'm a man about safety
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to defend an offense that's hasty
We're 1 and 0
We're 1 and 0"

[Chorus x3:]
#Karma #Karma #Karma #Karma #Karma Bret Bielema
Plays come and go
Plays come and go
Defending is too easy with a substitution
Not the solution
Not the solution