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A photo made the rounds on Twitter this week in which someone had stuck googly eyes onto the newly unveiled Reveille statue on the Texas A&M campus. And c’mon, it’s hard not to laugh at this.
WHO PUT GOOGLY EYES ON THE REVEILLE STATUE IM CRYING pic.twitter.com/l7ZG16Iu8F
— lil luchi (@genericluchi) April 2, 2023
A rational person would give this a mild chuckle and move on with their lives. But I, for some reason, decided this meant we needed to see what EVERY statue at A&M would look like with the googly eye treatment.
Firstly, however many statues you think there are on the A&M campus, there are more. Like there are at least three I’m almost certain I’ve never seen before. We love us some statues. It’s also important to note that for this exercise I required it to actually have eyes to be a statue (otherwise it’s just a sculpture). So you won’t see any googly eyes on the giant Aggie Ring (unless you really wan to and you ask nicely).
Editor’s Note: This is not done as any sort of disrespect to any of the individuals or groups represented by these statues. Obviously many of these represent very important people/ideals and this is not meant to diminish that in any way. It’s just harmless internet fun and should be treated as such.
WHAT EVERY STATUE ON THE TEXAS A&M CAMPUS WOULD LOOK LIKE WITH GOOGLY EYES
E. King Gill
outside Kyle Field
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Yell Leader
also outside Kyle Field
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Corps Values Statue
also also outside Kyle Field
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John David Crow
also also also outside Kyle Field
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War Hymn Monument
also also also also outside Kyle Field
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E. King Gill (yes another one)
Rudder Plaza
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College of Veterinary Medicine Horses
I think you can probably guess where they’re located
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The Day the Wall Came Down
George H.W. Bush Presidential Library
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George H.W. Bush
George H.W. Bush Presidential Library
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Lawrence Sullivan Ross
Academic Plaza
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Earl Rudder
Rudder Plaza
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Matthew Gaines
near Bizell Hall
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Pinky Wilson
Aggie Park
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Danger 79er
The Quad
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Centennial Eagle
Sanders Corps of Cadets Center
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The Roughneck
Petroleum Engineering Building
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Robert J. Kleberg, Jr.
The Kleberg Building
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Arch 406
Langford Architecture Building
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Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow
The Commons
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Shaping the Future
Harrington Building
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The Gates of Learning
Becky Gates Learning Center
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