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South Carolina recently renamed their live mascot, going from Sir Big Spur to Cock Commander General. But if those jerks from Columbia can do it, we all know that Texas A&M can (and should) do it better. Sure, we all love Miss Rev, but let’s brainstorm some even better name options for our beloved pup.
Alternative Reveille name options
- Collie Commander (do what the Gamecocks didn’t have the guts to do)
- Aggie Bark (co-branding opportunity with the new Aggie Park)
- AT&T presents Reveille ($$$)
- Fightin’ Texas Shaggy
- Doggie Football (Oh my gracious, how about that?)
- Hullabaloo K9 K9
- Goodgirl McFluffyface
- Fluff Tuft Real Stuff
- Paw Finebaum (guaranteed airtime on SEC Network)
- Beveille (complete with beveled hair trimming)
Tell us your best (worst) alternative Reveille name in the comments.
Poll
Which alternative Reveille name is the least terrible?
This poll is closed
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16%
Collie Commander
(147 votes) -
1%
Aggie Bark
(9 votes) -
9%
AT&T presents Reveille
(82 votes) -
11%
Fightin’ Texas Shaggy
(103 votes) -
4%
Doggie Football
(38 votes) -
12%
Hullabaloo K9 K9
(114 votes) -
18%
Goodgirl McFluffyflace
(169 votes) -
13%
Fluff Tuft Real Stuff
(118 votes) -
7%
Paw Finebaum
(65 votes) -
5%
Beveille
(49 votes)
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