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Predicting UT’s journey through the SEC using only Matthew McConaughey GIFs

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Alright, Alright, OH NO!

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The Texas Longhorns and Oklahoma Sooners have officially accepted invitations to join the SEC beginning no later than 2025. As Aggies, we know the emotional highs and lows that come with joining the nation’s best and most difficult conference, so we thought we’d share some wisdom of what our Longhorn brethren should be prepared for in the only language they understand: Matthew McConaughey GIFs.

News breaks of Texas and Oklahoma contacting the SEC about joining the conference.

Fans realize this thing actually looks like it’s going to happen.

When the rest of the Big 12 blames you and ESPN for ruining their lives.

The entire college football world reminds you of your program’s decade of mediocrity.

Longhorns thinking about playing Texas A&M and Arkansas again.

Officially accepted into the SEC

Your first SEC schedule comes out

Inevitable victory over an SEC East team

That first big upset win

Unexpected loss to a Mississippi school

First SEC road trip

Bama.

When you start yearning for the start of basketball season

When you play the Aggies

When you lose to the Aggies

Yet another season with 3-5 losses.

When you see that first conference distribution check