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ROWDY ROWDY ROWDY ROWDY ROWDY

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: OCT 23 South Carolina at Texas A&M Photo by Ken Murray/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

THE PLATFORM WE USE TO PUBLISH STUFF ON GBH GIVES YOU OPTIONS RELATED TO TEXAS A&M FOOTBALL TO USE FOR THE OPENING PICTURE AND THIS FURRROCIOUS SHOT OF REV WAS THE FIRST ONE THAT SHOWED UP AND IT’S FITTING AS HELL FOR WHAT WE’RE GOING TO COVER TODAY.

WE NEED ROWDY-NESS THIS WEEKEND AT KYLE FIELD. ABSOLUTE PANDAMONIUM. SHEER CHAOS. WE NEED KYLE FIELD TO BE AS LOUD AND AS ANGRY AS ITS EVER BEEN. THIS IS A BIG GAME—WE’RE IN THE BACK STAGE OF THE MULLET (FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO READ MY ODE TO BAYLOR CUPP PRIOR TO THE BAMA GAME). AND NOW IT’S TIME TO MFING PARTY. AND IM NOT TALKING PARTY LIKE I WOULD ENJOY PARTYING WITH A NICE BOTTLE OF WINE AND DINNER AND THEN AN EARLY BED TIME. IM TALKING ALL THE SHIT YOU KID DO THESE DAYS WITH YOUR BEER PONG AND TIK TOK DANCES.

AS SOMEONE SAID TO ME ON TWITTER HOWDY HOWDY LETS GET ROWDY.

THERE IS A SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN OUR FANS AND THE FOOTBALL TEAM. AS WE GET LOUDER THEY GET MORE HYPED. AS THEY GET MORE HYPED THEY MAKE BIGGER HITS. AND AS THEY MAKE BIGGER HITS THE LOUDER WE GET. AND THE CIRCLE OF LIFE (OR IN THIS CASE VIOLENCE TOWARDS AUBURN) CONTINUES.

WE NEED EVERY BIT OF THE CROWD THIS WEEKEND. THIS NEEDS TO BE ONE OF THOSE GAMES WHERE WE ALL WALK AWAY (AND IM TALKING FOLKS WATCHING THIS SHIT FROM HOME TOO) LOSE THEIR VOICES AT THE OF IT.

CURRENT STUDENTS THIS PART IS JUST FOR YOU: YOU HAVE DONE SO DAMN MUCH TO CREATE MAYHEM IN THE STADIUM. YOU HAVE RIVALED ANY LEVEL OF LOUDNESS AND BADASSERY THAT KYLE FIELD HAS EVER SEEN. WE NEED IT AGAIN. WE NEED MORE. WE NEED YOU TO SET THE STANDARD FOR KYLE FIELD LOUDNESS. WE, US OLD AGS, NEED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU THIS WEEKEND. I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW MUCH WE NEED YOU NOT JUST TO DO YOUR PART—BUT TO DO MORE THAN YOUR PART. WE NEED YOU THIS WEEKEND.

I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT YOU’RE UP TO THE TASK.

HUGE GAME. BIG GAME. DAMN BIG GAME THIS WEEKEND. GAMES LIKE THIS ARE THE REASON WE ARE WHERE WE ARE AND THE REASON WE LIVE AND DIE BY THIS SPORT. THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE GAMES THAT SETS US UP. WE’RE IN THE BACK DAMN HALF OF THE MULLET AND IT’S TIME TO PARTY LIKE MFERS.

LETS GET IT DONE. WE CANT GO OUT THERE TO HIT SOMEONE ON THE FIELD MAINLY BECAUSE FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE BIGGER AND STRONGER THAN US AND WE’D BE SEVERELY INJURED BUT WE CAN DO OUR DAMN PART TO LET ALL OF THOSE GUYS KNOW THAT WE ARE RIGHT THERE WITH THEM. WE WILL YELL OUR ASSES OFF AND BRING THE DAMN ENERGY THEY NEED TO GET THIS WIN.

WE’RE ALL IN THIS DAMN THING TOGETHER. FANS, COACHES, PLAYERS. THIS IS TEXAS A&M MFING FOOTBALL. THIS IS OUR DAMN HOUSE. THIS IS OUR DAMN FIELD.

LETS GO GET THIS DAMN WIN

TIME TO BEAT THE

EVERLIVING

EVERLOVING

COMPOUND

COMPLEX

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE CLASS OF 2001 HELL OUTTA

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