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ALL CAPS PREVIEW-BAMA AKA THIS SEASON IS A MULLET

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AYE FRIENDS THE LAST FEW WEEKS OF AGGIE FOOTBALL HAVE BEEN PRETTY DAMN BRUTAL TO EXPERIENCE. WHEN SITTING DOWN TO WRITE THIS THING I REFLECTED ON THE FIRST EVER ALL CAPS PREVIEW FOR THE 2013 BAMA GAME. I WAS A YOUNG VIBRANT 33 YEAR OLD AND PUT A BUNCH OF MEANINGLESS GIBBERISH ON THE PAGE IN ADVANCE OF WHAT WAS GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST GAME IN A&M HISTORY.

THIS WEEK WAS SUPPOSED TO TRANSCEND THAT. WE WERE ALL SET TO BE TOP 5 AND TAKING ON BAMA AT KYLE. BUT ALAS.

SO HOW DO WE GET EXCITED FOR A GAME LIKE THE ONE TOMORROW GIVEN HOW WELL BAMA IS PLAYING AND HOW MUCH WE’RE STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW.

SIMPLE.

THIS SEASON IS A MULLET. BUSINESS IN THE FRONT/PARTY IN THE BACK.

AND BY BUSINESS I MEAN THE BUSINESS OF BEING BROKEN DOWN EMOTIONALLY AND SPIRITUALLY. EVERY EXPECTATION OUT THE WINDOW OF WHAT THIS TEAM SHOULD HAVE AND COULD HAVE BEEN. THERE HAVE BEEN TEARS ANGER AND EMOTIONAL TRAUMA AND THAT’S JUST ME ON TWITTER. WE’VE DEFINITELY GOTTEN THE BUSINESS IN THE FRONT END.

BUT THERE’S AN OPPORTUNITY TO PARTY IN THE BACK END.

LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT BAYLOR CUPP’S HAIR

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MANE OF HAIR. LOOK AT OUR HANDSOME BOY BUT PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE HAIR.

THE FRONT SAYS HEY SOMEDAY IM GONNA HAVE TO PAY TAXES AND THINK ABOUT MY CHOLESTEROL. THE FRONT SYMBOLIZES THE DRUDGERY OF DAILY LIFE.

BUT THE BACK. THE BACK IS LIKE HEY GUYS LET’S CHUG A REDBULL AND GO SEE A MOVIE AT 3 AM. THE BACK SAYS I DONT REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY 8 AM RESPONSIBILITIES IM GONNA WATCH ANOTHER EPISODE OF SQUID GAME. THE BACK IS READY TO HAVE A DAMN ADVENTURE.

AND THE MIDDLE IS THE TRANSITION. GOTTA GET FROM ONE TO THE OTHER AND YOU MAKE IT LOOK AS GOOD AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN BECAUSE THE FOCUS IS ON JUST GETTING TO THE BACK PARTY PHASE.

THIS BAMA GAME IS THE MIDDLE OF THE SEASON. 6TH GAME IN A 12 GAME SCHEDULE WHERE THE FIRST 5 REMIND US THAT TIME IS FLEETING AND EVERYTHING WE LOVE WILL EVENTUALLY LET US DOWN BUT THE BACK 7 IS WHERE HEY WE COULD REALLY GET WEIRD AND SHAKE SHIT UP.

MAKE THIS SEASON A MULLET. WITH THIS BAMA GAME BEING THE TRANSITION. NOT JUST DRUDGERY. NOT JUST PARTY. BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE A COMBO OF BOTH TO SET UP THE BACK HALF WELL. DO OUR DAMN JOBS ON THE FIELD. MAYBE HAVE SOME FUN WITH SOME EXPLOSIVE PLAYS THAT HAPPEN TO DEMAS OR ACHANE. LET LEAL BREAK THROUGH FOR A SACK OR TWO. THIS IS THE TRANSITION GAME TO THE PARTY HALF OF OUR FOOTBALL TEAM’S METAPHORICAL HAIR

THIS SEASON AINT OVER. I HATE TO KEEP GOING BACK TO THIS BUT WE AINT DONE YET AND WE WONT BE DONE YET AFTER THIS BAMA GAME.

THIS SEASON IS A MULLET. GET THROUGH THE BUSINESS. THEN GET TO THE PARTY.

WE CAN DO THIS AGS. WE CAN DO THIS. AND IT ALL STARTS TOMORROW. STARTS TOMORROW WITH OUR TEAM PUTTING THEIR BEST DAMN FOOT FORWARD AGAINST SABAN’S ROLLING BALL OF BUTCHER KNIVES. THE TRANSITION TO THE BACK HALF PARTY STARTS TOMORROW. AND WHO KNOWS. MAYBE WE FCK AROUND AND WIN THE DAMN THING. BUT EITHER WAY WE KNOW WHAT WE’RE ABOUT. AND IT’S ABOUT REBOUNDING FROM THE BUSINESS IN THESE FIRST 5 GAMES TO GET TO THE PARTY PART OF THE SEASON.

HERE’S ONE THING I KNOW FOR CERTAIN. DEMARVIN LEAL AINT HEARD NO BELL. ISAIAH SPILLER DEVON ACHANE JALEN WYDERMYER JAYDEN PEEVY ALL THEM GUYS AINT HEARD NO BELL. 6 PM WHEN THE LIGHTS COME ON AT KYLE THOSE GUYS ARE GONNA BE READY TO GO OUT THERE AND GIVE IT EVERYTHING THEY HAVE TO FIGHT FOR THE MAROON AND WHITE.

LET’S GO GIVE EM HELL AGGIES.

TIME TO BEAT THE

EVERLIVING

EVERLOVING

COMPOUND

COMPLEX

FIGHTIN TEXAS MULLET CLASS OF 2001

OUTTA

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