CBS Sports’ Gary Danielson Excited to Debut “Quarantine Mullet” for Texas A&M-Alabama

In a move that’s sure to shock the SEC universe nearly as much as Mississippi State’s huge upset over defending champs LSU, longtime CBS Sports announcer Gary Danielson has hinted this week that he’s ready to let the world know what he’s been working on all off-season.

“I think he’s gonna go for it,” said one CBS Sports production assistant, who wished to remain anonymous out of fear of retaliation from the 69 year-old ex-Purdue quarterback. “We spent six hours last Saturday pinning his hair into place with a complex system of barrettes and Zaxby’s sauce because he wasn’t quite ready to share it with the world.”

There is no word at this time whether or not Brad Nessler will be revealing his newest chest tattoo during the broadcast. Stay tuned to this website for further developments.

Texas A&M and Alabama kick off at 2:30 p.m. Saturday on CBS.