im the reddit guy hwo ranted about an existential crisis i had after realizing all of jeff foxworthys "you might be a redneck" jokes were me

— wint (@dril) April 3, 2015

yea i torched the dennys. and i woudlve gotten away with it, if i werent the only guy in town with a custom jersey that says "My Wife" on it

— wint (@dril) September 24, 2016

dont trust the dna tests. i determine my ancestry by looking at a bunch of racist cartoon characters to see which ones piss me off the most

— wint (@dril) April 24, 2018

Q: What is your Passion Sport?
A: My Passion Sport is football and golf

— wint (@dril) January 30, 2014

doctor: i can say with absolute certainty that if you do one more weird trick youll die
me: CAPTAIN TIGER's Miracle Corn. LOok it up bastard

— wint (@dril) February 16, 2015

trying desperately to come up with a name for my new cajun styled recipe that isnt racist and just fucking up constantly in the worst ways

— wint (@dril) January 29, 2017

measure to approve massive depressing statue in the center of town depicting an emaciated mayor carrying a boulder that says "My Sons" on it

— wint (@dril) September 26, 2014

FOR SALE: One Beekeeper's Uniform With "METH GOD" embroidered into back, Lightly Used (856) 625-3325 - Ask For Officer Jim

— wint (@dril) October 10, 2011

I Want The Duck Dynasty Boys To Crucify Me Upside-Down And Piss On Me Violently. I Want The Duck Dynasty Boys To Block My Useless Account

— wint (@dril) December 18, 2013

Jesus christ. I;m so god damn sorry. This is so fucked up. It's a living nightmare. I am literally shaking. I have never felt such pain

— wint (@dril) February 7, 2014

i feel truly blessed ,knowing that everyone who has spoken ill of my brand is eating bugs in a cold prison cell.

— wint (@dril) November 12, 2015

an adult version of Chuck E Cheese type places where you pay someone to shout the "N-WORD" directly into your face so you can feel something

— wint (@dril) September 16, 2019

just a little casual assplay at the farmer's market

— wint (@dril) November 9, 2013

struting around in my stepson cowboy hat looking for an ass kicking

— wint (@dril) August 27, 2018

i dont respect the cowboy life style any more and if you are doing cowboy shit you might as well be wearing a clowns outfit

— wint (@dril) May 15, 2020

been completely ruined due to iron deficiency and Arrogance. had to scrap the project and start from scratch. Looking for investors

— wint (@dril) June 23, 2016

oh forgive me for forgetting that youre too good to visit my squalid LA apartment to watch all 9 seasons of the abc sitcom "coach" as a joke

— wint (@dril) March 23, 2019

accidentally printing out 20 ascii wayne gretzky nudes on the really loud printer in the school's computer lab #90sHell #DecadeOfTorment

— wint (@dril) October 18, 2013

full investigation: bring me the man who threw a dildo on stage during my TEd talk. also the men who encouraged him by hooting and whistling

— wint (@dril) March 11, 2013

i just left an enormous pile of vomit behind golds gym for all of you abominable pig clowns to pick at #blackfridaydeals

— wint (@dril) November 28, 2014

i am looking forward to some god damn serious male grooming discussion when everybody runs out of jokes around 2015 or so

— wint (@dril) December 20, 2013

@HVranch My Dog loves it when I slop some Hidden Valley Ranch into his bowl, He cant get enough of the stuff. - Denny From Utah

— wint (@dril) July 16, 2012

i got a big wet piece of corn and the cob in my bindle and i cant wait to run it over with my truck after im done chewing on it

— wint (@dril) July 15, 2014

eaitng a raw piece of corn in my car and spitting like 95% of it right back out

— wint (@dril) December 8, 2018

RATIONALIZE YOUR FILTH ONLINE, SCROUNGE THE WEB FOR EMOTION, LOG OFF ANGRY AND GO TO BED SAD

— wint (@dril) July 22, 2012