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We are now a month into quarantine, with no live sports to speak of. Even the return of regularly scheduled football in the fall is in doubt. Let’s check in on our favorite SB Nation team blog account to see how theyre handling it.
Send us a pic of your shoes and we will roast them.
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
I see.
But before you worry too much about the mental stability of those running the GBH Twitter account, you should know that at the time of publication, this tweet has 159 replies, so apparently there was a massive unmet need in the marketplace for people to feel crappy about their footwear choices. And even as the person who inspired this phenomenon, I must admit it has led to some hilarious results. We’ve gathered some of the best below, but feel free to peruse them for yourself for the full experience.
Those boots with that collection of running medals let’s me know you’ve cried at a Lumineers concert https://t.co/PvPrHoACG4
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
Did you rappel down an IKEA this morning https://t.co/LrY1GyD8m2
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
Mortuaries are essential businesses I guess https://t.co/VjPiZz3Ff6
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
We will not judge Cole Haan’s right to consensual sex with Target’s lingerie department. https://t.co/keut7XIQ9l
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
Prepped and ready to run to the cineplex to camp out for Star Wars tickets https://t.co/pd7cwJWLrs
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
We did it. We found the one person who can’t get into Ole Miss. https://t.co/KgBrNM64Wp
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
[sees Kanye wear a MAGA hat once] https://t.co/7TOKXecQPH
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
Black chucks? It’s the edgiest tween at a Harry Styles concert https://t.co/vH9VxjoDPk
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
It’s a “Longhorn” with over 40,000 posts on TexAgs https://t.co/J7zKn6dgYF
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
These wheels tip 8% at Chilis https://t.co/RzJhPXECMG
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
Horrifying to think of how ugly the cow must have been that turned into these https://t.co/TkO2j12AUN
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
Purple laces are no substitute for a personality, kids https://t.co/p5qOLlGjBy
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
Jordan’s shoes for when he loses seven figures in Vegas https://t.co/K5hbxVl97I
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
It’s a pair of women’s studies professors from Portland https://t.co/6FIjjqibRI
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
Did you turn a Rooms To Go into a shoe? https://t.co/8mHXjp0EcG
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
By God those are gerrymanderin’ boots https://t.co/xGFPcJvotL
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
Perfect for driving all the doctors wild and straining your pasta https://t.co/k4dpY0OOvn
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
These are responsible for the subprime mortgage crisis https://t.co/js6Vr54qdI
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
It’s like if Greg McElroy found out he was 1/64th Cherokee. https://t.co/vFrfwQP0hp
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020
About as practical and interesting as the unseasoned chicken breast you’ll eat for dinner https://t.co/hCOWujZpgZ
— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) April 22, 2020