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ALL CAPS PREVIEW-TOP CHEF

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WE AINT GOT SPORTS BUT THIS IS JUST AS GOOD

YO

THERE ARE A FEW SHOWS THAT IVE SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF AT LEAST TWICE. THE WIRE, FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, THE WEST WING, MAD MEN.

AND TOP MFING CHEF.

TOP CHEF MIGHT JUST BE MY FAVORITE DAMN SHOW. WE’RE ON SEASON 17 AND I STILL REMEMBER SEASON 1 WHEN HAROLD WON. SEASON 2 WHEN HUNG KICKED ASS IN THE PREP RELAY. SEASON 11 WHEN THEY WENT TO NEW ORLEANS AND JON FAVREU HAD JUST FILMED HIS MOVIE CHEF AND HE WAS ON THE SHOW AS A GUEST JUDGE

TOP CHEF IS THE MOST KICK ASS SHOW OF ALL TIME. IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A REWATCH OF SEASON 10 AND I REALIZED THAT I DONT REALLY REMEMBER SEASON 12 ALL THAT WELL SO IM GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN.

IT’S GO TIME. THE SEASON IS HERE. THIS IS THE MOMENT WE’VE ALL WAITED FOR. FORGET THE FACT THAT THERE’S A GLOBAL PANDEMIC AND THAT THE STOCK MARKET IS CIRCLING THE DRAIN. ONLY ONE THING MATTERS RIGHT NOW: DONT COOK A DAMN RISOTTO OR YOUR ASS IS GRASS.

SEASON 17 IS AN ALL STAR GROUP. WE GOT A VOLTAGGIO IN THE MIX. WE’VE GOT ERIC ADJEPONG WHO’S GHANIAN CUISINE BLEW EVERYONE AWAY ON TOP CHEF KENTUCKY. LISA FERNANDES WHO WAS A DAMN VILLAIN IN HER SEASON IS BACK. THIS SEASON IS GOING TO KICK SO MUCH ASS.

I CANT PROMISE THAT I’LL DO ONE OF THESE FOR EVERY EPISODE BUT IM DAMN SURE GONNA TRY.

LET’S REPLACE SPORTS WITH TOP CHEF. FIRE UP YOUR SOUS VIDE MACHINE. HONE YOUR KNIFE SKILLS. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DO NOT UNDERSEASON YOUR DAMN FOOD.

IT’S GO TIME. BEST DAMN TIME OF THE YEAR IS HERE.

TOP CHEF

SEASON 17

GET YOUR MINDS RIGHT

TONIGHT. BRAVO. 8 PM. LET’S DO THE DAMN THING