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Clemson Playlist: Time to Solve a Mystery

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A fourth Hanson brother?

We should have seen this coming

As I write this it is around 1:20 AM in Texas and I have been racking my brain trying to find clues as to how this happened. First, a little background information for our younger audience. Hanson were/are a group of 3 tow-headed Oklahomans who conquered the 90’s pop charts with their ear-worm hit, ‘Where’s the Love.’ Nope that’s not right. It was this one:

Could you imagine being 15 years old and having that level of fame? Which brings us to the mystery. WHY HAS THE HANSON FAMILY SHUNNED TREVOR LAWRENCE!!

Why have the Hansons denied Trevor Lawrence his God given right to take over the Hanson family crest and carry on their musical legacy? Why did they change his last name? Did they see him throw a football at age 5 and say, “Not in this fucking family Trevor!” Were they embarrassed of their physically gifted youngest brother because he didn’t play the bongos and wear JNCOs? Different times, guys! I will not rest until we reunite this broken family. But in the meantime I guess T-Law will have to settle with possibly winning a couple Heismans and plowing his way through all of AXO. God’s speed Trev.

While the Aggie internet super sleuths get to the bottom of the mystery above, I will leave everyone with one reason to hate Clemson. I dive back into last year’s Clemson playlist, and Clemson’s version of Jimmy Buffett, Jesse Rice. Jesse Rice has a lot of things to hate about him, but here is number one with a bullet:

Yeah the guy who denied us Pirate Sessions II is responsible for Florida Georgia Line’s biggest hit. God dammit! That right there should make want to absolutely annihilate the Tigers this Saturday.

I am so pumped for Saturday, which is amplified because I will actually get to watch this game live in Deutschland! This is what we have been waiting for. Have fun, be safe and BTHO CLEMSON!

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1. People- The 1975

I know we normally start out with hip-hop or something EDMish, but this wakes you up immediately

2. Truth Hurts (DaBaby Remix)- Lizzo & DaBaby

This song is everywhere because of that bonkers DNA line, I like this remix maybe more

3. People Get Up and Drive Your Funky Soul (Remix)- James Brown, Fred Wesley & The J.B.’s

The hardest working man in show business is the pride of South Carolina, let theis 9 minute jam ride all the way out

4. Eat, Sleep, Wake (Nothing but You)- Bombay Bicycle Club

Easy mantra

5. Saturdays- Twin Shadow & HAIM

6. Ride Dat- Birdman, Juvenile & Lil’ Wayne

Y’all remember Cash Money Millionaires?!?!

7. Waking Up With You- Armin Van Buren

Been hearing this song a lot here in Germany, it’s stuck in my head lately

8. UP- EARTHGANG

I wanted to save EARTHGANG for Georgia week, but this so damn good

9. Freelance- Toro y Moi

Toro is the weirdest artist out of Skarilina, this is funky

10. Tampa Bay Bustdown- Yung Gravy, Chief Keef, Y2K

I don’t know if this whole hick-hop thing is real, but here it is

11. Take Me to the Light- Francis and the Lights, Bon Iver & Kanye West

So glad these guys are friends and make interesting music

12. The greatest- Lana Del Ray

13. James Brown- Cage the Elephant

The title is James Brown. It counts!

14. American Dream- Jeezy, J. Cole & Kendrick Lamar

Jeezy hails from the Palmetto, and Kendrick is the best rapper alive

15. The Runner- Foals

I really like Foals and this song

16. Let It Be Me- Steve Aoki & The Backstreet Boys

This will probably be a huge hit

17. The Funeral (Excision Remix)- Band of Horses

A fun remix of the best last call song of all time #Bar315