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ALL CAPS PREVIEW: ARKANSAS

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FORGET EVERYTHING AND FOCUS

NCAA Football: Auburn at Texas A&M John Glaser-USA TODAY Sports

I FEEL STRONGLY ENOUGH ABOUT THIS GAME TO GIVE YOU TWO IMPORTANT SONGS. ONE IS OBVIOUSLY POWER. THE SECOND IS BELOW

BECAUSE IT IS TIME TO RALLY AROUND YOUR FAMILY. WITH A POCKET FULL OF SHELLS.

THIS WEEKEND WE GO TO DALLAS OR ARLINGTON OR FORT WORTH WHATEVER IT’S ALL THE SAME CITY WHO CARES PLAY THE RAZORHOGS OF ARKANSAS. THIS GAME MORE THAN ANY GAME OF THE YEAR GETS MY BLOOD BOILING. FORGET THE WINSTREAK. THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF IS THIS.

THERE ARE SOME OF YOU TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER WHEN WE ROUTINELY USED TO GET OUR ASSES KICKED BY ARKANSAS. THE ABOVE GIF TAKEN DURING THE 2011 DEBACLE HAUNTS ME. IN THE EVEN THAT I DONT DO ENOUGH GOOD IN MY LIFE THIS GIF WILL BE WHAT FACES ME WHEN I ENTER THE GATES OF HELL. THE ANGER. THE SHAME OF HAVING GIVEN UP THAT LEAD. THE FRUSTRATION THAT IF WE HAD JUST RUN THE DANG BALL WE WOULD HAVE WON.

MOST OF OUR PLAYERS WERE BARELY TEENAGERS AT THAT TIME BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER. THIS GAME MATTERS. THIS GAME IS IMPORTANT. AND THIS GAME IS ONE WHERE WE NEED TO LINE UP AND WHIP SOME PIG ASS.

ITS BEEN AN UP AND DOWN SEASON. BUT DADGUMMIT WE KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. WE KNEW WHAT KIND OF A YEAR IT WAS GOING TO BE. WE’VE GOT ONE BLACK EYE AND WE’RE LIMPING A BIT BUT WE’RE STILL GONNA DO THAT THING WHERE WE CRACK OUR ELBOWS AND GEAR UP FOR A DANG FIST FIGHT IN DALLARLINGTONWORTH.

I HATE THE LOCATION OF THIS GAME. I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HOW THIS GAME IS STAGED. IT SHOULD BE EITHER IN FAYETTEVILLE OR COLLEGE STATION AND WE’RE GOING TO USE THAT ANGER TO BEAT THE PISS OUTTA THE HOGS.

THIS TEAM IS LOOKING FOR REDEMPTION. THIS DEFENSE IS LOOKING FOR INTERCEPTIONS. THIS RUNNING GAME IS ITCHING FOR A FIGHT.

AND WE’LL GET THAT ON SATURDAY.

SO HOW ABOUT YOU PUT YOUR POOR ME SH*T TO THE SIDE AND FORGET ABOUT LAST WEEKEND BECAUSE WE GOT A KUMITE COMING UP LIKE THE MOVIE BLOODSPORT. THIS GAME IS THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF THE SEASON. AND IT REQUIRES ALL OF YOUR FOCUS ATTENTION AND HATE RAYS DIRECTED UP TO NORTH CENTRAL DALLAS AREA I DONT KNOW MAN I HAVE NO CLUE WHERE THE STADIUM IS.

KNUCKLE UP MFERS. LET’S GO OUT THERE AND HIT A PIG IN THE MOUTH.

BEAT THE

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FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE CHAD RHYMES WITH SAD AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO TO HIM AGGIES

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE NICK IT’S NOT PERSONAL BUT IT’S DEEPLY PERSONAL SORRY HOMIE

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE CHAVIS RAKEEM BOYD NICK HOLY HELL THEY’RE LIKE A&M LITE

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE CHAD MORRIS HAS NEVER BEATEN A POWER 5 TEAM AND HE’S DAMN SURE NOT GOING TO START THIS WEEKEND.

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HELL OUTTA

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