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EXTREMELY UNDER ARMOUR VOICE WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE

NCAA Football: Lamar at Texas A&M John Glaser-USA TODAY Sports

APOLOGIES TO OUR ADIDAS OVERLORDS FOR THE USE OF A COMPETING BRAND’S TAGLINE. WONT HAPPEN AGAIN.

TOP 10 OPPONENT AT KYLE FIELD. IF THIS DOESN’T GET YOUR BLOOD PUMPING IN A HEALTHY WAY THEN SOMETHING IS WRONG. BUT MAKE SURE IT’S NOT PUMPING TOO MUCH BECAUSE IF IT IS THEN YOU MIGHT HAVE BLOOD PRESSURE ISSUES WHICH ISNT A GOOD THING.

AUBURN HAS BEEN A DAMN THORN IN OUR SIDE FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS. IM TIRED OF LOSING TO THEM AT KYLE FIELD. IM TIRED OF LOSING TO THEM PERIOD. I DON’T LIKE GUS MALZAHN. GUS MALZAHN IS A LIAR. REMEMBER THAT TIME HE DID THIS TO US

HE HID A RUNNING BACK BEHIND HIS LINE OF SCRIMMAGE BECAUSE HE’S TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO FACE US HEAD ON. GUSTAVO YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE BUDDY JOHNSON AND ANTHONY HINES ARE SPECIFICALLY ON LIAR DUTY. SO YOU CANT GET AWAY WITH THIS NONSENSE THIS WEEKEND.

THIS IS A BIG ONE FOLKS. FORGET EVERY OTHER GAME THIS YEAR, THIS IS THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE YOUNG SEASON SO FAR. AND I FEEL GOOD. I FEEL GOOD BECAUSE LAST WEEK IN ADDITION TO BEATING A TEAM BY 60 SOME ODD POINTS WE GOT TO SEE SOME PLAYERS BREAK OUT. AINIAS SMITH’S NAME WILL FOREVER TRIP ME UP BUT MAN HE LOOKED SHARP. ISAIAH TRILLER (NOT EVEN SORRY) HAD A WHALE OF A GAME TOO. TOUGHNESS EFFORT DISCIPLINE PRIDE GRIT ATTITUDE AND IM SURE BY THE TIME THE GAME GETS HERE WE’LL PROBABLY HAVE ADDED ANOTHER WORD BUT THOSE FRESHMAN HAVE IT. AND WE NEED IT THIS WEEKEND.

AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT LET’S TALK ABOUT THE DADGUM DEFENSE. DID YOU KNOW WE’RE A TOP 20 DEFENSE IN TOTAL DEFENSE. I KNOW TOTAL DEFENSE ISN’T THE BEST MEASURE FOR HOW GOOD WE ARE SO PLEASE DON’T SIC BILL CONNELLY ON ME, BUT THIS DEFENSE LIKES TO HIT. THIS DEFENSE LIKES TO STOP THE RUN. THIS DEFENSE ENJOYS LOOKING FOR RUNNINGBACKS THAT ARE HIDDEN BEHIND THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE BECAUSE THEIR COWARD OF A HEAD COACH IS TOO SCARED TO RUN FROM THE I FORMATION

AS YOU CAN TELL IM STILL VERY ANGRY ABOUT THAT.

LAST NIGHT THE 2014 GAME WAS ON ESPN. WE WERE LIKE 24 POINT DOGS IN THAT GAME. BUT NO ONE TOLD THE TEAM. AND AGGIE LEGEND KYLE ALLEN (IT’S A JOKE DANG) LED THE TEAM TO A VICTORY. THAT WAS A GREAT WEEK IN AGGIE FOOTBALL MEMORY BECAUSE TOO MANY COOKS HAD JUST COME OUT AND WE WERE ALL OVER IT. THEN THAT SUNDAY I WENT TO THE RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL AND INSTEAD OF MY USUAL CHAINMAIL I WORE A&M STUFF (ACTUALLY I WEAR A&M STUFF ALL THE TIME) AND IT WAS GREAT. AND I LIKED IT A LOT.

RENFEST DOESN’T START UNTIL NEXT MONTH OR SOMETHING BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER. WE’RE GONNA GET THIS DAMN WIN AND THEN WE’RE GONNA WEAR CHAINMAIL SUNDAY MORNING IN CELEBRATION. THIS TEAM IS READY TO START THIS SEC GAUNTLET OF GAMES, AND YOU BETTER BE READY TOO. THEY’VE GOT A FRESHMAN STARTING WITH TWO MONOSYLLABIC NAMES. JIMBO FISHER IS UNDEFEATED AT A&M AGAINST QBS WITH MONOSYLLABIC NAMES. IF THAT’S NOT A SIGN THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

GET READY. GET YOUR MIND RIGHT. MY THREE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS OBSESSED WITH THE LION KING SOUNDTRACK SO BE PREPARED EXCEPT THIS TIME WE’RE SIMBA AND THEY’RE SCAR.

WE’RE GONNA GET THIS WIN, BUT IT’S GONNA TAKE ALL OF US. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US. SO GET TO THE GAME AND YELL LOUDLY. IF YOU’RE AT HOME YELL LOUDLY. YOUR FAMILY WILL FORGIVE YOU. KEEP FOCUSED AND INTENSE FOR ALL 4 HOURS OF THE DANG GAME. EVEN THROUGH THE COMMERCIALS. ESPECIALLY THAT SUMMERTIME LOVIN ONE BECAUSE THAT ONE IS FANTASTIC.

IF YOU DO YOUR JOB. AND THE TEAM DOES THEIRS. WE WILL COME OUT WITH A VICTORY. WE ARE GOING TO GET THIS DAMN THING DONE.

IT’S TIME

IT’S TIME

KYLE FIELD VOICE IIIITTTSSS TIMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE

LET’S DO THIS AGS. LET’S GET THIS DAMN WIN

BEAT THE

EVERLOVING

EVERLIVING

COMPOUND

COMPLEX

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE KYLE FIELD IS OUR DAMN HOUSE AND WE WILL DO WHAT WE NEED TO DO TO KEEP IT SAFE

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE TO THAT END MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR CLEAR BAGS SO THAT YOU CAN GO THROUGH CHECK POINTS EASILY

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE JUSTRILL MADUBUIKE

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HELL OUTTA AUBURN