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Daily Bull 6.24.19: Our Favorite Subject Is Back!

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No month of the offseason is complete without this important discussion

Texas A&M V Texas

HAPPY MONDAY

Nothing is going on with Texas A&M Football, really. It’s late-June. The DB doesn’t really go in for crootin updates, but if you want to read all about a high school kid committing for the second time, by all means knock yourselves out.

WELCOME BACK, CUPPY

Erstwhile blogger-in-chief @cuppycup is now back amongst the Twitter Living (if such a thing exists; evidence would suggest that the site is largely composed of soulless night-dwellers)...at least until the next time one of his fantastic mashup song videos violates some obscure copyright law. Get the laffs in whilst ye can.

SPEAKING OF HOLLERING TIRED PLATITUDES INTO A MASSIVE ECHO CHAMBER DEVOID OF ANY SELF-AWARENESS WITH NO LIKELIHOOD OF CHANGING ANYONE’S MIND

Folks, we regret to inform you that The Sports Writers are at it yet again.

You will of course notice that this tweet has received what we in the INDUSTRY call “The Ratio.” Naturally, no offseason month is complete without this cycle of struttery, chest-puffery, and generally methodical taekiness. Let me save you the time of filtering through the ample replies: Tough Internet Aggies are extremely keen to let everyone know that WE are now in the driver’s seat of this rivalry, holding the entire fragile future hopes and dreams of the Longhorn Football Faithful hostage by refusing to play this game. Conveniently ignoring that the Horns just took down an SEC national title contender in a huge bowl game...nope, their true hopes for returning to greatness could only ever be realized by us deigning to play them on a field again (these Tough Internet Aggies have already conceded the loss, you see.) Meanwhile, the Longhorn Faithful are content to sip their thrice-filtered, non-GMO, decaffeinated herbal tea in their hermetically sealed Austin condos amid a backdrop of the 2006 BCS Championship Game being aired on a continuous loop on their special dedicated network as the finest bouquet of their own flatulence is cycled in through the ductwork. Look for the same round of articles to crop up sometime around late July, and enjoy responsibly!

MINUTE BULL?

“But Doctor...where is this new quote unquote DAILY podcast that caused all the kerfuffle recently?” Yes, we know you love listening to us more than reading us. Rest assured, we’ll be back on track this week after taking Friday off. Here’s all the pertinent info one could wish for, and more:

Spotify link: https://open.spotify.com/show/6H9Pi6N623ohsBW8r8kOYb …

Apple Podcasts link: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/good-bull-hunting-for-texas-a-m-fans/id1440412195 …

RSS Feed: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/VMP5793202596

Poll

Why do you not want to play Texas again?

This poll is closed

  • 84%
    I do want to play them!
    (178 votes)
  • 15%
    Afraid of losing.
    (32 votes)
210 votes total Vote Now