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ALL CAPS PREVIEW-THOSE BASTARDS FROM SOUTH CAROLINA

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WE FINALLY MEET OUR LONG TIME HATED RIVAL

UTSA v Texas A&M Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images

WHERE DID THIS SEASON GO. HERE WE ARE IN THIS VITALLY IMPORTANT THREE GAME STRETCH TO END THE YEAR AND IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY WE WERE TALKING ABOUT TEXAS STATE. SUNRISE SUNSET.

AND NOW ONTO THOSE BASTARDS FROM SOUTH CAROLINA. THE ONLY RIVAL TEXAS A&M HAS EVER HAD IN ITS HISTORY. THE ONLY UNIVERSITY THAT I HATE WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND SUNS. THEY’RE COMING TO THE HATE BARN OFF OF THAT HEARTBREAKING LOSS TO WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS A POWER 5 JUGGERNAUT IN APPALACHIAN STATE WITH THE INTENT OF PUTTING US IN A BAD MOOD. THAT WILL NOT STAND MY FRIENDS. THAT WILL NOT STAND. WE WILL DEFEND OUR STATE’S HONOR AGAINST THE CAROLINAS BE IT NORTH OR SOUTH.

I WANT TO SAY THAT I DON’T LIKE WILL MUSCHAMP, BUT ILL BE HONEST THAT’S OUT OF CONVENIENCE. I DID NOT LIKE HIM WHEN HE WAS THE COORDINATOR FOR THE HORNS. I LIKED HIM WHEN CYRUS GRAY RAN ALL OVER HIM TO THE TUNE OF LIKE 240 YARDS IN 2010. I DID NOT LIKE WHEN HE SAID MEAN THINGS ABOUT MY BELOVED COLLEGE STATION. DEFINITELY DID NOT LIKE HIM WHEN THEY BEAT US IN 2012. LIKED HIM WHEN WE WERE LOOKING FOR A DC IN 2015. BUT I’M BACK TO NOT LIKING HIM SO I GUESS I WILL SAY I DON’T LIKE HIM.

NOVEMBER USED TO BE THE BANE OF OUR EXISTENCE. BUT NOT ANYMORE. WE OWN NOVEMBER. OUR FOOTBALL TEAM GETS STRONGER AS THE SEASON GOES ON WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE IM EXHAUSTED. THIS IS OUR DADGUM MONTH AND I FULLY EXPECT TO BE UNDEFEATED AT THE END OF IT.

ALL THAT STARTS THIS WEEKEND. ALL THAT STARTS WITH A COLD NOVEMBER GAME (IMAGINE JIMBO IN A SLASH WIG PLAYING A GUITAR IN FRONT OF A CHURCH) AT NIGHT AT KYLE FIELD. WE NEED EVERYONE. WE’VE TALKED ABOUT THE SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE 12THMAN AND THIS TEAM AND NOW IS THE DAMN TIME TO DO OUR PART TO HELP OUR TEAM. BE LOUD. BE ANGRY. BE HANGRY BECAUSE CONCESSION LINES ARE TOO LONG.

@drnorriscamacho

LET’S GET THIS DAMN THING DONE. THIS SATURDAY IS OUR DANG NIGHT. OUR TIME. OUR GAME. OUR OPPORTUNITY TO DOMINATE THE GAMECOCKS. LETS IMPOSE OUR DAMN WILL AND THEN ACT UNSURPRISED BY THE FACT THAT WE DID BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? WE’RE GD FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIES AND THAT’S WHAT WE DO.

LETS GO FOLKS. SEASON’S JUST GETTING STARTED.

LET’S GO BEAT THE

EVERLIVING

EVERLOVING

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FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE CANT SAY SOUTH CAROLINA WITHOUT PRECEEDING IT BY THOSE BASTARDS FROM

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE BLOOD FEUD RIVALRY

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE ISAIAH TRILLER, JALEN WIDOWMAKER, AND AINAIS SMITH (STILL WORKING ON HIS NICKNAME MAYBE SUPER SAYANAIS I DONT KNOW) ARE FRESHMAN WHO ARE REALLY GOOD AT FOOTBALL

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE WINTER IS COMING BUT THEN IT WILL GO BACK TO 70 DEGREES TEXAS WEATHER AMIRITE HA CLASSIC

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE LAST DAMN GAME AT KYLE FIELD FOR THE HEAR SO LET’S MAKE IT DAMN WELL COUNT HELL OUTTA

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