ALL CAPS PREVIEW: OLE MISS

I WAS NAIVE BEFORE THE SEASON STARTED. I DIDN’T REALIZE HOW DAMN TIRING PLAYING CLEMSON ALABAMA AND AUBURN WOULD BE TO START THE SEASON. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT ARKANSAS WOULD BE OFF THE RAILS BECAUSE THAT GAME ALWAYS IS A COCAINE INDUCED HELL STORM.

I’M TIRED. AND IT’S ONLY THE MIDDLE OF THE SEASON.

BUT NOW...THE CORNER IS THERE TO BE TURNED. WE’VE BEEN EYING THIS POINT IN THE SEASON AND NOW ITS HERE.

MAKE NO MISTAKE FOLKS. THIS GAME IS HUGE FOR THIS PROGRAM AND FOR THE TRAJECTORY OF WHERE WE WANT TO GO MOVING FORWARD. ROAD GAME AGAINST A SEC OPPONENT. AT NIGHT. THIS IS WHERE WE PLAN OUR DAMN FOOT AND TAKE OFF UPFIELD.

SPEAKING OF PLANTING OUR DAMN FOOT AND TAKING OFF UP FIELD LET’S TALK ABOUT YOUNG JALEN WYDERMYER. PLANTING HIS FOOT AND BEFUDDLING AN ALABAMA DEFENSIVE BACK ON HIS WAY TO A RECEIVING TOUCHDOWN. A TIGHT END EMERGING IS THE BEST DAMN THING THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO US THIS YEAR.

REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WERE PLAYING OLE MISS AND WE GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT IN THE COMMENT SECTION OF AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DECK SHOES AND BOAT SHOES. SIMPLER TIMES MAN. SIMPLER TIMES.

THIS GAME IS EVERYTHING. THIS GAME MEANS EVERYTHING. THIS IS THE DAMN GAME WHERE WE PUT EVERYTHING TOGETHER ON OFFENSE. WE’RE GONNA HAVE A RUN GAME.

AND SPEAKING OF FRESHMEN (IT WAS TWO PARAGRAPHS AGO IN CASE YOU FORGOT SORRY I’M ALL OVER THE PLACE I’VE BEEN DOING INTERMITTENT FASTING AS A WAY TO GET MY CHOLESTEROL LOWER AND IM A LITTLE LOOPY THIS MORNING), LET’S TALK ABOUT YOUNG DEMANI RICHARDSON INTERCEPTING TUA FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL YEAR. GOT HEEEEMMMMM.

THIS TEAM IS TALENTED. THIS TEAM IS HUNGRY. AND SO AM I. AND IVE STILL GOT ABOUT AN HOUR LEFT. THIS SUCKS. BACK TO THE POINT. THIS TEAM IS TALENTED HUNGRY AND G.D.IT THEY’VE BEEN FORGED BY THE FIRE OF PLAYING TWO NUMBER ONE RANKED TEAMS IN THE COUNTRY ALREADY.

AND NOW IT’S TIME TO TAKE OUT OUR FRUSTRATION ON OLE MISS.

SO GET YOU MIND RIGHT. GIRD YOUR LOINS. GET YOURSELF PREPARED TO PLANT THAT DAMN FOOT IN THE GROUND AND TAKE OFF RUNNING BECAUSE I HAVE THE FEELING THE SECOND HALF OF THE SEASON IS GONNA BE DELIGHTFUL AF.

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FIGHTIN’ TEXAS AGGIE THIS FAST BETTER BE WORTH IT

FIGHTIN’ TEXAS AGGIE DON’T EVER KICK TO JAYLEN WADDLE

FIGHTIN’ TEXAS AGGIE HOW ABOUT AARON HANSFORD COMING IN AND DOING THINGS

FIGHTIN’ TEXAS AGGIE QUARTNEY DAVIS IS QUIETLY HAVING A DAMN FINE YEAR

FIGHTIN’ TEXAS AGGIE LET’S TURN THE DAMN CORNER HELL OUTTA

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