GOOD MORNING INTERNET
Let’s dust off those holiday cobwebs and kick the tires on 2019, resolute and primed for a run at the SEC West. This is the year we get to play Bama, Clemson, and Georgia. Fun!
DAMN RIGHT WE’RE LIVING IN THE PAST.
Just take a quick detour to the Gator Bowl History Wiki and take a sec to relive some of the records from Monday night: most points scored in a Gator Bowl (tie). Rushing yards by a player. Kinda bummed that Mann didn’t get a shot at that 76-yard punt while we were at it. Anyway, rumour has it that if you watch this game at half-speed with “Noble Men of Kyle” playing in the background, the ghost of E. King Gill will pop out of your TV and telestrate Kellen Mond’s long zone read TD in excruciating detail. Try it!
CAN’T WAIT FOR THE BENJAMIN KNOX T-SHIRT
Until then, we’ll have to settle for the DMN’s detailed breakdown of everything the 12th Man Touchdown represents.
This man tweets better than any of us.
Sorry, but that is just a fact. Have a fun Thursday.
HERMAN: does this mean Texas is back, Matt?— Jimmy G (@jimmygards) January 2, 2019
MCCONAUGHEY: lemme clue you in on a little something, Tomás - there is no "back." We're just mollusks. In-ver-te-brates. Humble organisms occupying this here Mer-ce-des bio-dome. Let that stew in your innards, Squidman. Hook thee. pic.twitter.com/WIGVnd9k8d