clock menu more-arrow no yes

Filed under:

ALL CAPS PREVIEW: TEXAS AGGIES VS. ULM

New, 22 comments

OOH WE HEATED. WE REAL HEATED NOW.

Clemson v Texas A&M Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images

FOLKS WE GOT OURSELVES A FOOTBALL TEAM. WE GOT OURSELVES A DADGUM FOOTBALL TEAM LEAD BY A DADGUM COACH WHO SPITS FIRE AND PISSES VINEGAR. YOU’VE SEEN THIS ALREADY BUT DADGUMMIT WATCH IT AGAIN

I CANT BRING MYSELF TO WATCH THAT GAME. I JUST CANT DO IT. WE WERE SO DANG CLOSE AND I HATE IT. I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT. IT LEAVES ME FRUSTRATED AS ALL HELL THAT WE DIDNT GET IT DONE.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO?

WE’RE GONNA COME BACK HUNGRIER.

WE’RE GONNA TAKE IT OUT ON THE NEXT GUY.

THEN WE’RE GONNA TAKE IT OUT ON THE NEXT GUY.

AND 12TH MAN YOU SHOWED UP. WE WERE LOUD. WE IMPACTED THE GAME. WE WERE IN THE DAMN MOMENT.

AND NOW WE NEED TO DO IT FOR THE NEXT GAME AND EVERY GAME FROM HERE ON OUT.

BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU...WE’VE GOT OURSELVES A DADGUM FOOTBALL TEAM. THIS TEAM IS MENTALLY TOUGHER THAN ANY TEAM WE’VE SEEN IN A LONG LONG TIME.

CASE IN POINT: WE HAVE THAT UNFORTUNATELY HORRIBLY AWFUL NO GOOD CALL WHERE THE BALL GOES OUT AT THE ONE AND THE REFS SCREW US OVER.

WHAT DO WE DO?

WE DIDNT FOLD. WE STUCK OUT OUR GD CHIN, HELD THEM TO A THREE AND OUT AND THEN WHEN RIGHT BACK DOWN THE FIELD IN TWO PLAYS AND SCORED THE TOUCHDOWN THE REFS SCREWED US OUT OF.

THAT’S THIS TEAM. THAT’S THIS TEAM’S DNA. THAT’S US. THAT’S WHO WE ARE NOW AND I COULD NOT BE PROUDER.

ULM IS RUNNING INTO AN ANGRY SWARM OF BEES HOLDING TINY CHAINSAWS THAT COME TOGETHER TO CREATE ONE GIANT CHAINSAW. AND IT’S MADE OF FIRE.

WE CAME BACK HUNGRIER.

AND NOW IT’S TIME TO TAKE IT OUT ON THE NEXT GUY.

JUST LIKE LAST WEEK, THE TEXAS AGGIES ARE COMING. AND HELL (AS WELL AS THAT AFFORMENTIONED SWARM OF FIREBEES) IS COMING WITH US.

LET’S GET THIS DONE.

BEAT THE

EVERLIVING

EVERLOVING

COMPOUND

COMPLEX

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE GO INTO BATTLE WITH ANY OF YOU GUYS.

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE GONNA COACH YOU HARDER

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE WE GOT OURSELVES A HELLUVA FOOTBALL TEAM

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HELL OUTTA ulm