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ALL CAPS PREVIEW- TEXAS A&M VS NORTHWESTERN STATE

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JOKES ON THEM THERE’S NO STATE CALLED NORTHWESTERN

[KINGSLEY] KEKE

DO YOU LOVE ME

YOU’RE A D END

SAY YOU’LL NEVER EVER GET UPFIELD TOO FAST

IM SORRY ABOUT THAT BUT IM TRYING TO STAY TIMELY AND HIP.

I TRIED TO FIND A PICTURE TO USE FOR THE HEADER BUT WE DONT NEED ANY OF OUR OLD FOOLISHNESS. WE NEED THAT NEW BOOT SHINE SO INSTEAD I USED A PICTURE OF JIMBO FISHER AWKWARDLY HOLDING UP A PAIR OF FANCY BOOTS THAT HE’LL NEVER WEAR.

IT’S NEW BOOTS TIME

FOOTBALL SEASON IS SO F’ING NIGH YALL. IT’S NIGH. LIKE NEXT WEEK AT THIS TIME WE’LL BE ANALYZING GAME FILM AND PANICKING ABOUT CLEMSON’S DEFENSIVE LINE. ITS HERE AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT. IM COMPLETELY SCARED OUT OF MY MIND BUT GOODNESS IT’S A WELCOME FEAR. IT’S A FEAR I HAVENT FELT IN A LONG TIME.

JIMBO

DO YOU LOVE ME

ARE YOU SCHEMING

SAY YOU’LL NEVER EVER LOSE ANOTHER CB

JIMBOOOOO FISHER IS OUR COACH. A GUY WHO TO MY KNOWLEDGE WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SAID THAT HE WAS A FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE AT HEART AND GOT ON A GD HORSE AND RODE TO COLLEGE STATION. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS TRUCK THIS IS HIS TRUCK

YOU TELL ME THAT THIS WASNT A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. YOU TELL ME THAT THIS GUY ISNT SOMEHOW GOING TO TURN US INTO NATIONAL CHAMPIONS. YOU TELL ME THAT THIS GUY TO MAKE ALL OUR DREAMS COME TRUE. IF WE WIN A TITLE THIS YEAR IM GETTING GRASS THEMED CAMO ON MY MFING MINIVAN AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT BUT PLEASE DONT TELL MY WIFE.

THURSDAY. THURSDAY. THURSDAY. TIME TO EXCORCISE THE DEMONS OF LAST SEASON. TIME TO START A NEW ERA OF AGGIE FOOTBALL. TIME TO LINE UP WITH 15 TIGHT ENDS 5 FULLBACKS AND HAVE A GENETICALLY CREATED COMBINATION OF MOND AND STARKEL RUN A PLAY ACTION BOOTLEG PASS TO GAIN THREE YARDS OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL WE WIN BY 90.

STRINGSAYS

DO YOU LOVE ME

CAUSE YOURE GONE NOW

AND TWITTERS NEVER EVER GONNA BRING YOU BACK NOW

AND THAT KINDA SUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM THIS SEASON. BUT I DO KNOW THAT IT’S GONNA BE INTERESTING. I KNOW THAT TRILLVEON TRILLIAMS IS GONNA GET THE BALL AND DO FUN THINGS LIKE THE TIME HE MADE THAT AUBURN GUY DO THE STANKY LEG (TIMELY POP CULTURE REFERENCE!) I KNOW THAT ERIK MCCOY (MY FAVORITE PLAYER AND YOURS) IS GOING TO LINE UP AT EVER SINGLE POSITION ON THE OFFENSIVE LINE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME. DAYLON MACK IS GOING GET SUCH A GREAT JUMP ON THE SNAP THAT BEFORE YOU KNOW IT HE’S ALREADY INTERCEPTED THE HAND OFF AND IS IN THE ENDZONE EATING A HOTDOG WITHOUT THE BUN BECAUSE HE’S TOTALLY KETO.

THIS IS OUR GAME. THIS IS OUR YEAR. THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF OUR LIVES AND LETS MAKE THE MOST OF IT. GET YOUR MIND RIGHT FOLKS. ITS MFING AGGIE FOOTBALL SEASON AND WE’VE GOT MFING JIMBO MFING FISHER AS OUR HEAD COACH.

BEAT

THE

EVERLIVING

EVERLOVING

COMPOUND

COMPLEX

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIES WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BATHROOM AT RAZZOOS NEEDED TO STAY IN THE BATHROOM AHEM TO A CERTAIN ARIZONA LB

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE ITS AINT LIKE IT USED TO BE IT AINT GONNA BE LIKE IT USED TO BE

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE ELKO ELKO A NAY

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE CANT WAIT FOR TIM BREWSTERS EMOJI GAME AFTER WE WIN

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HELL OUTTA nwst.