HOWDY! If you’re really tired of the latest Twitter trend of reducing various things into 5-word summaries, you will absolutely loathe this post. If you’re not familiar with the trend, you are much more likely to lead a meaningful and productive life, so let us impede upon that for a few moments. It goes like this (no offence, cupster):
Then a few days later another theme pops up and makes the rounds. Fun!