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That’s right, folks: you can read it here first. The Seminole Shaman himself has just stumbled in from a vision quest in the Transpecos desert, searching beyond the known Junction for the, like, junction of the Universe, ya know? We visited with Jimbo as he sat in a lawn chair chest-deep in the Brazos waiting for the peyote to wear off and asked him about the upcoming season.
Good Bull Hunting: Tell us what it was like arriving in Aggieland, embracing everything at once, getting your picture taken with Reveille, the whole works? Are you and Rev still pals?
Jimbo Morrison:
She has robes and she has monkeys
She has wisdom and knows what to do
She has wisdom and knows what to do
She has me and she has you, OK?
.....
I guess I like it fine, so far
Gig ‘Em and Godbless
GBH: You must really be excited to get into action, put all the offseason hoopla behind you, right? Are you ready for the summer to finally end and fall to begin?
JM:
Morning found us calmly unaware
Noon burned gold into our hair
At night, we swim the laughin’ sea
You betcha
When summer’s gone
Where will we be
Where will we be
Where will we be
GBH: Getting serious for a moment, and not wanting to risk looking past Northwestern State, but what are the team’s odds against Clemson?
JM:
No one here gets out alive, now
You get yours, baby
I’ll get mine
Gonna make it, baby
If we try
Gig ‘Em
GBH: You sound pretty optimistic! Do you think Kyle Field might give you that extra advantage you need to pull off the upset?
JM:
Wellsee the thing is
Yeah!
GBH: Love that enthusiasm, Jimbo. Obviously, all eyes are on you in year one in Aggieland. It’s a brutal SEC schedule. How do you keep yourself composed throughout the season?
JM:
Once I had a little game
I liked to crawl back in my brain
I think you know, the game I mean
I mean the game, called, ‘Go insane’
You should try this little game
Just close your eyes forget your name
Forget the world, forget the people
And we’ll erect, a different steeple
At Midnight Yell
This little game is fun to do
GBH: Sounds marvelous, and apparently you’ve been delving into a bit of Aggie social media on the sly, you old fox. Final question. What’s the one thing your team needs to do well this year in order to have success?
JM:
Nothing left to do, but
Run, run, run
Let’s run
Let’s run
the dang ball
OK?