Tim Brewster’s Emoji Band Festival

Morning, all. Hope we’re having a wonderful Monday. Baseball had themselves a baseball season that ended like so many things end in Austin: disappointing, hot, and played out on bad synthetic grass.

Anyway, we’re here to talk about how bright the future of Aggie Football is! Specifically, the magical and hip tweeting of one Tim Brewster, Texas A&M TE coach and supercrooter. Today we did some deep analysis of his trademark penchant for emoji and aligned it with one of the current trends of Twitter:

Thus was born the TIM BREWSTER MUSICAL FESTIVAL, featuring:

FESTIVE CAKE & THE BALLOON FLAKES

ASTONISHMENT SUNS AND THE HIGH VOLTAGE RAYS

DAZZLING EXPLOSIONS AND THE EXCLAMATORY RIGGED ELECTION

FIREWATCH

FIRETHUMB

THE EMPHATIC MUTES

HITCHHIKING HYSTERICS

THE EXPLOSIVE NEW YEAR’S CAKES

EXCITED PRANKSTERS

PYROMANIA EUPHORIA

A PERFECT RECRUITING CREEP

Share your favorite Tim Brewster Emoji Band in the comments.