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HELLO SNARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND. Folks, if you’ve been around for a bit you may remember the Internet Legend known as cuppycup. You know him from Twitter, but did you know he also writes for this web site? Scope out the front page for a whole slew of pieces from the GIFmaster. His LinkedIn analysis on our new tight end is particularly enthralling.
Number 1 in our wallets, number 2 in our anonymous hearts. An SEC coach speaking under the condition of secrecy recently said that Jimbo Fisher was the clear-cut second-best head coach in the SEC. This is a reasoned, easily-defended position, therefore subject to all manner of vehement backlash among fans of the 12 fanbases who might take umbrage with it. Good call on the hush-hush, coach.
CLIMB THOSE POLLLLLS. The Aggie Beisbol squadron had a nice little week, beating Texas (yes that Texas that we don’t need anymore why did we help them we don’t need them we’ve moved on) last Tuesday, then sweeping the Tide over the weekend. They’ve risen to as high as 14 in the various polls, and square off against Texas State tonight before a trip to Knoxville this weekend.
IMPORTANT!
Poll
Which will happen first for Aggie Football in 2018?
This poll is closed
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41%
Tight end TD reception
(247 votes) -
4%
Defensive TD
(25 votes) -
4%
50+ yard FG
(25 votes) -
49%
Inevitable and massive collapse of the fragile, yet lofty hopes of the collective Aggie Internet that occurs the first time the team executes a few moments of sloppy play.
(293 votes)