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Daily Dancing Bull: 3.15.18. Let’s talk hoop.

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No time for dilly dallying. We’ve got a full four day weekend of ignoring our families, jobs, and fixable personal shortcomings. I absolutely love these two “work” days.

Here’s your schedsh:

Thursday Action

Time Low Seed High Seed Channel
Time Low Seed High Seed Channel
11:15 AM Oklahoma Rhode Island CBS
11:40 AM Wright State Tennessee TRUTV
12:30 PM UNC Greensboro Gonzaga TNT
1:00 PM Pennsylvania Kansas TBS
1:45 PM Iona Duke CBS
2:10 PM Loyola Chicago Miami TRUTV
3:00 PM South Dakota State Ohio State TNT
3:30 PM NC State Seton Hall TBS
5:50 PM Radford Villanova TNT
6:10 PM Davidson Kentucky CBS
6:20 PM San Diego State Houston TBS
6:27 PM Stephen F. Austin Texas Tech TRUTV
8:27 PM Alabama Virginia Tech TNT
8:40 PM Buffalo Arizona CBS
8:50 PM Montana Michigan TBS
8:57 PM St. Bonaventure Florida TRUTV

GARDS’ THURSDAY BEST BETS

In this section, I will provide you my three top wagers for the day. Fade my ass if you wish. I don’t have the narcissistic charm of Clay Travis to suggest these are LOCKS.

  1. South Dakota State +8. Too many points to lay for a shaky Ohio State from an overrated conference. The Jackrabbits could win this one outright if you want to get loose and sprinkle a little on the money line.
  2. Virginia Tech -2. Alabama is thin and tired. I bet some precious, cheeky dudes have them going deep in their brackets. Especially Aggies. Virginia Tech is going to be a vise grip.
  3. Loyola Chicago +2. Pull out a pint of whiskey and bite down on a hunk of leather because this one won’t be comfortable. I was hoping the number would be closer to 6, but the secret is out on both Miami (shitty) and Loyola (real good).

BONUS: Kentucky -5.5. OOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH THAT SECBASKETBALLFEVER

Enjoy the games everyone. This is your Daily Bull-Open Thread-Therapist Session.