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ONLY TAMU CAN STOP TAMU. CANT LET TA’AMU STOP TAMU.

NCAA Football: Texas A&M at South Carolina Jeff Blake-USA TODAY Sports

GONNA CHANGE THINGS UP SONG WISE BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY STARTING THIS THING OFF WITH POWER ISNT WORKING. I HAVE LISTENED TO THE BELOW SONG BEFORE EVERY JOB INTERVIEW I’VE HAD FOR DAMN NEAR 20 YEARS. IT’S THE EDITED VERSION WHICH VIOLATES ONE OF MY LIFE RULES, BUT WHATEVER WE NEED IT NOW. MAN THIS EDITED VERSION IS HARD TO LISTEN TO.

WE ARE ON A SLIDE. AND I DONT LIKE IT. I DONT LIKE IT AT ALL. IT’S NOT GOOD. ITS VERY VERY BAD. LAST WEEK WAS AWFUL. TRULY TERRIBLE IN EVERY WHICH WAY POSSIBLE. I SAT IN STUNNED SILENCE AT THE END OF THAT GAME.

I WILL NOT BE SILENT ANY LONGER. WE’RE GONNA COME OUT OF THIS SLIDE AND IT’S GOING TO BE MAGNIFICENT. WE WILL RIDE INTO THIS GAME ON THE BACKS OF NOBLE STEEDS MADE OUT OF LIGHT AND ANGER AND WE WILL GET THIS WIN. MARK MY DAMN WORDS. WE’RE GOING TO GET THIS WIN.

BUT STRING HOW SHALL WE DO IT. TA’AMU IS A GOOD QB AND OUR DEFENSIVE BACKS ARE...WELL...CRAP HOW DO I SAY THIS NICELY...HAVING GROWING PAINS RIGHT NOW. HOW WILL WE DO IT.

THROUGH SHEER FORCE OF WILL. THROUGH GRIT. AND TOUGHNESS. AND TOGETHERNESS AND PRIDE.

WE ARE GOING TO BE LIKE JUNIOR BEVIL AND GO OUT INTO THAT CANADIAN NIGHTCLUB AND WHIP SOME ASS. GRIT. DETERMINATION. TOUGHNESS. SHEER FORCE OF WILL.

WE’RE ALSO GOING TO DO THIS BY DOING WHAT’S GOTTEN US TO THIS POINT RIGHT NOW. STOP THE DADGUM RUN. RUN THE DADGUM BALL. THROW THE DADGUM BALL TO THE DADGUM TIGHT END. FORGET KELLEN OF AUBURN. WE’RE GONNA SEE KELLEN OF SOUTH CAROLINA AND CLEMSON COME TO PLAY. LIKE A PHOENIX RISING FROM THE ASHES KELLEN WILL DON HIS WINGS AND FLY ACROSS THE FIELD. IT WILL HAPPEN. BELIEVE IT. SPEAK IT INTO EXISTENCE.

THIS GAME SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME. THEY HAVE GOOD WRS. THEY HAVE A GOOD AND DELIGHTFULLY NAMED QB. I AM VERY NERVOUS. BUT AS THE BEATLES SAID “WHEN I FIND MYSELF IN TIMES OF TROUBLE TYREL DOTSON COMES TO ME. SPEAKING WORDS OF WISDOM: COVER THREE”

ILL BE HONEST I DONT KNOW WHAT COVER THREE MEANS REALLY BUT IT RHYMED SO JUST GO WITH IT.

WE’RE GONNA WIN. THIS IS OUR GAME. I KNOW IT’S AT STUPID 11 AM. 11 AM GAMES ARE THE WORST. BUT LET’S GO GET THIS WIN THEN CELEBRATE ALL DAMN DAY HAVING WON A GAME AND LIVING OUR LIVES STRESS FREE FOR THE NEXT WEEK. EARLY BIRD GETS THE BOWL. GET OUR WORK OUT OF THE WAY THEN WE CAN GO ON TO THINGS LIKE TALKING TO OUR SPOUSES AND SPENDING TIME WITH OUR CHILDREN. BUT FIRST WORK.

I AM CONFIDENT THAT THIS TEAM IS EMBARRASSED. I AM CONFIDENT THAT THIS TEAM IS PISSED. I AM CONFIDENT THAT THEY ARE GOING TO SHOW UP, SHOW OUT, AND ARE LOOKING TO MAKE A GD STATEMENT ON THE FIELD THIS SATURDAY. LAST WEEK WAS NOT OUR STANDARD. IT WAS NOT WHO WE ARE OR WHO WE WANT TO BE.

TALK IS CHEAP. LET’S SHOW IT ON THE GD FIELD. WE’RE GONNA DO JUST THAT THIS WEEKEND. WE’RE GONNA GET THIS DAMN WIN AND WE’RE GONNA DO IT IN CONVINCING FASHION.

LET’S DO THIS.

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FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE TAMU NEEDS TO CONTAIN TA’AMU BECAUSE TA’AMU IS A RUNNING THREAT BUT FORTUNATELY TAMU IS GOOD AT STOPPING THE RUN

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE TRAYVEON WILLIAMS IM SORRY IM SO SORRY THAT LAST WEEK ENDED THE WAY IT DID AFTER YOU HAD THE GAME YOU HAD BUT WE’RE GONNA GET IT BACK FOR YOUR THIS WEEKEND

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE 11 AM ISNT EARLY IF YOU START TAILGATING AT 4 AM SO PLAN YOUR SLEEP PATTERNS ACCORDINGLY

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE AT MOST 4 MORE OPPORTUNITIES FOR US TO HAVE OUR EMOTIONAL WELL BEING RIDE ON THE GAME OF FOOTBALL

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HELL OUTTA

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