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Daily Bull 10.9.18: The Art of Smooth Punting

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Happy Tuesday everybody. Hope we’re all still getting stoked for Most Hated Rivalry Week.

LIFE’S A BEACH. Lots of coaches are great buddies. It’s a very small world. Not surprising then that South Carolina coach Will Muschamp and Jimbo Fisher are top pals, having come up through the ranks together. And guess what else? THEY USED TO OWN A BEACH HOUSE TOGETHER. Lord, can you imagine the weekends there:

Hey Weeyull, lissen. First thing we’re gonna do: open all the windas, let that sucker air out, OK? Giver ‘er a good cleanin’, check the water pressure and all that stuff, OK? I’ll drop ya off and then I’ll make a run up to the Publix.

DON’T FORGET THE DIET CODE RED MOUNTAIN DEW AND PEANUT BUTTER. CREAMY. NOT CRUNCHY. CRUNCHY’S NO GOOD, IS IT? GETS STUCK IN YER TEETH. NO CRUNCHY, JIMBO. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT. CAN’T STRESS THAT ENOUGH.

EXCUSE ME I HEARD YOU LIKED GRIT IN YOUR GRITBALL SO HERE’S SOME GRATUITOUS GRITTINESS. Fetch your grit-fainting couches because Robert Cessna’s giving us the maximum allotted dose of grit-fawning recommended by doctors. Enjoy responsibly, or don’t; it’s completely up to you.

PUNTER UUUUUU. Folks, it’s time to talk to your loved ones about the possibility of a Ray Guy Award. Braden Mann is the nation’s leading punter and it’s not even really close.

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That’s four yards better than the second-leading guy. This guy’s flipping the field like a Waffle House line cook dealing with sausage patties and he keeps getting better. Looking forward to a strong finish. This guy’s technique is nothing short of...Smooth.

Mann kicked a long one

Like seven inches from the goalline, son.

Well he hears coach whispering to punt, on fourth and one

But he stays so cool