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BILLY CLYDE MUST BE AVENGED

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ID LIKE TO TAKE ALL OF YOU BACK TO APRIL OF 2007.

BILLY DONOVAN HAS TURNED DOWN THE KENTUCKY HEAD BASKETBALL COACHING JOB AND THOSE DAMN WILDCATS TURNED THEIR EYE TO OUR BELOVED BILLY CLYDE GILLISPIE.

I WANT YOU TO THINK BACK ON HOW ANGRY YOU FELT WHEN YOU SAW HIM ON STAGE SAYING “WHAT AN HONOR WHAT AN HONOR WHAT AN HONOR”

AND THAT IS THE ANGER I NEED YOU TO CHANNEL THIS WEEKEND.

I HEAR KENTUCKY HAS A GOOD RUSHING OFFENSE. WOULD BE A SHAME IF IT GOT...WELL SHIT I CANT THINK OF A PUN HERE, BUT IT WOULD NOT AT ALL BE A SHAME IF IT GOT STOPPED OUR EQUALLY GOOD DEFENSIVE LINE.

I SAID THIS IN A TWEET EARLIER THIS WEEK. WE GET TO EXORCISE SOME DEMONS SATURDAY. FOR YEARS WE WERE CONCERNED ABOUT BEATING RANKED TEAMS AT KYLE. RANKED SEC OPPONENTS. WELL WE HAVE THAT OPPORTUNITY. ITS TIME A SIGNATURE WIN FOR JIMBO BESIDES HIS JOHN HANCOCK ON THAT BEAUTIFUL BASTARD OF A CONTRACT.

IT’S TIME TO GET US A WIN.

SEC

NIGHT GAME

TOP 15 TEAM

KYLE MFING FIELD.

KENTUCKY HAS A GOOD RB AND A GOOD OFFENSIVE LINE. THEY ARE NOT READY FOR THIS DEFENSIVE LINE. THEY ARENT READY FOR DAYLON MACK WHO SEEMINGLY OVERNIGHT HAS TURNED INTO A ONE MAN WRECKING BALL WHOS REALIZED THAT HE IS 1) VERY FAST 2) VERY BIG 3) VERY GOOD AT FOOTBALL AND HAS MANAGED TO PUT THOSE THINGS TOGETHER TO EXCEED ANY EXPECTATION WE HAD OF HIM WHEN HE SIGNED HERE. DAYLON MACK IS A SENIOR. AND SENIORS ARE THE ONES TO LEAD US INTO GAMES LIKE THIS. IM READY TO FOLLOW DAYLON INTO HELL WITH TWO CANS OF GASOLINE UNDER EACH ARM.

THIS IS GONNA BE A KNOCK DOWN DRAG OUT FIGHT. THIS IS GONNA BE A VARSITY BLUES FOOTBALL SEQUENCE ESQUE GAME WHERE PEOPLE ARE INEXPLICABLY FLYING THROUGH THE AIR AND BEING UNDERCUT TO WHERE THE FLIP OVER AND THEN LAND AND GET UP IN SLOW MOTION.

WE’RE BUILT FOR THIS GAME RIGHT HERE. WE ARE BUILT FOR THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE.

THIS IS THE MOMENT THIS TEAM BECOMES JIMBO’S TEAM. THIS IS THE DAMN GAME. THIS MOMENT RIGHT MFING HERE.

SO GET YOUR MINDS RIGHT. GET YOUR VOICES SET. GET YOUR EMOTIONS HIGH BECAUSE IT’S GONNA BE A DOG FIGHT THIS WEEKEND. AND OUR MASCOT IS A DOG SO WE HAVE A BUILT IN ADVANTAGE.

LET’S GET THIS SHIT DONE YALL. LET’S REACH OUT AND GRASP GREATNESS.

LET THE BALLAD OF BILLY CLYDE SOUND PROUDLY. HE SHALL BE AVENGED.

BEAT

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