ALL CAPS PREVIEW-SOUTH CAROLINA

KELLEN MOND RAN HIS ASS OFF LAST WEEK AND THE REFS ROBBED HIM. THEY ROBBED HIM OF THE OPPORTUNITY TO TO RUN INTO THE ENDZONE AND THEN BE PICKED UP WITH HIS ARMS SPLAYED OUT BY ONE OF HIS OL. THEY ROBBED HIM OF THE OPPORTUNITY TO THEN BE PUT DOWN AND THEN DO ONE OF THOSE JUMPING BUMP THINGS WITH CHRISTIAN KIRK. THEY ROBBED HIM OF THE OPPORTUNITY TO SIT DOWN ON THE BENCH WHILE THE REST OF HIS TEAMMATES HIT HIM ON THE SHOULDER SAYING THINGS LIKE “LETS GO THEN”.

THEY ROBBED HIM OF HIS MOMENT.

IT’S TIME FOR HIM TO GET THAT MOMENT BACK AT THE EXPENSE OF SOUTH CAROLINA’S DIGNITY.

WE ARE 3-1 AND THAT IS A PRETTY GOOD RECORD THAT MANY FOLKS IN OUR STATE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE BUT THEY DONT BECAUSE THEY LOST TO INALIENABLE RIGHTS OR TO SMALL NORTHERN REPTILES. IT’S TIME TO GET TO 4-1. IT’S TIME TO DO SO AT THE EXPENSE OF MUSCHAMP.

I HAVE A COMPLEX RELATIONSHIP WITH WILL. I WANTED HIM AS MY DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR FOR A WHILE. I FEIGNED OUTRAGE WHEN HE SAID MEAN THINGS ABOUT COLLEGE STATION. I ENJOYED CYRUS GRAY RUNNING FOR LIKE 700 YARDS AGAINST HIM IN 2010. TOMORROW I WANT HIM TO FEEL AWFUL AS KELLEN MOND RUNS DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD (LESSON LEARNED) AND TRILLVEON FINALLY HEALS THAT ANKLE UP AND GLIDES WITH THAT JUMP CUT AND WE FIND A WAY TO THROW A TOUCHDOWN TO A TIGHT END AND CHRISTIAN KIRK FAIR CATCHES A BALL AND THE REFS ARE ALL LIKE DUDE WE’RE JUST GONNA GIVE YOU A TOUCHDOWN BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU’RE CAPABLE OF SCORING ONE AND HE’S LIKE YEAH YOU’RE RIGHT.

I WANT TO DESTROY THIS TEAM.

I ALSO DONT LIKE THEIR KICKER. I REMEMBER HIM FROM 2014 AND HE WAS ALL LIKE OOH I GREW UP HATING THE AGGIES, AND THEN WE WENT IN THEIR AND KENNY TRILL HAD HIS ONE SHINING AGGIE MOMENT. CAN WE LOOK AT HIGHLIGHTS FROM THAT GAME JUST AS A REMINDER OF THE PAIN WE HATH WROUGHT ON THEM WITHOUT GETTING TOO INTROSPECTIVE ABOUT HOW WEIRD THE JOURNEY SINCE HAS BEEN? I HOPE SO BECAUSE HERE ARE HIGHLIGHTS

AND LET’S TALK BRIEFLY ABOUT ANOTHER MOMENT IN THAT GAME WHEN A YOUNG TRUE FRESHMAN NAMED ARMANI WATTS HIT A SOUTH CAROLINA WR ON THE SHOULDER AND DISLODGED THE BALL AND KEPT THEM FROM SCORING. EVERY ONE OF US WAS LIKE, WHO’S THAT GUY HE’S GONNA BE GOOD. 17 YEARS LATER ARMANI IS A SENIOR WITH THREE KIDS AND A MORTGAGE WHO JUST ENJOYS A QUIET NIGHT BINGING ON A GOOD CBS DRAMA AND OH WHO ALSO FINDS A WAY TO SNEAK IN BETWEEN LIKE FOUR PLAYERS TO INTERCEPT BALLS TO END OVERTIME GAMES.

WE WONT NEED OVERTIME FOR THIS ONE. THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE DECIDED EARLY. WE’RE GONNA COME OUT AND HIT THEM IN THE MOUTH. THEN AFTER WE GET PENALIZED FOR TARGETING WE’RE GOING TO SETTLE DOWN AND PLAY SOUND DEFENSIVE FOOTBALL, WE’RE GOING TO RUN THE BALL, WE’RE GOING TO SET KELLEN UP FOR SUCCESS, AND OUR PLAY CALLING WITH BE COHESIVE AND MAKE SENSE.

A BOY CAN DREAM.

3-1 YALL. ONE TRACK MIND. ONE SINGULAR FOCUS. ONE MISSION. TO CHOKE OUT THE GAMECOCKS.

LET’S DO THIS YALL.

LET’S GET THIS DONE.

WE ONLY GET 12 GUARANTEED AND WE’RE DONE WITH 4. A THIRD OF THE WAY THROUGH THIS STRANGE SEASON IN OUR LIFE WHERE OUR EMOTIONAL STABILITY RIDES ON THE ABILITY OF 18-22 YEAR OLDS TO PLAY A GAME ON SATURDAY.

IT MAKES NO SENSE.

BUT DAMMIT IT ALL IF IT DOESNT MEAN THE ABSOLUTE WORLD TO US.

FOOTBALL IS FUN. FOOTBALL IS GREAT. FOOTBALL IS A FUN SPORT PLAYED BY A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO LIKE PLAYING THE SPORT. LET’S GO HAVE VIOLENT FUN THIS WEEKEND. LETS SUPPORT THIS TEAM VIOLENTLY.

OUR TIME

OUR GAME

BEAT THE

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FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE TWO NIGHT GAMES IN A ROW WHICH IS SUPER DOPE

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE IM REALLY NOT SURE WHAT SOUTH CAROLINA WAS THINKING IN HIRING MUSCHAMP GIVEN HIS TIME AT FLORIDA

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HISTORIC RIVALRIES DATING BACK TO THE DAYS OF YORE (2014)

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HELL OUTTA south carolina