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HERE PIGGY PIGGY

NCAA Football: UL Lafayette at Texas A&M Erich Schlegel-USA TODAY Sports

YO THIS SEASON HASNT EXACTLY BEEN EASY AT ALL. ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS I HAVE WANTED TO GIVE FOOTBALL IN GENERAL THE FINGER. PERHAPS EVEN TWO. AND THEN OUR AGGIE HERO EXPRESSED EXACTLY HOW WE ALL FELT ABOUT EVERYTHING REGARDING THE 4.5 HALFS OF FOOTBALL WE HAD HAD SEEN THUS FAR. HE SAID EVERYTHING WE NEEDED TO SAY USING ALL THE WORDS WE NEEDED WHICH WAS NONE.

THE PIC IS BLURRY BUT SO ARE OUR FEELINGS. THIS SASQUATCH OF A BEING EXPRESSED HOW ALL OF US FELT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE’D SEEN THUS FAR. YOU CAN CALL IT UNCLASSY, I CALL IT CATHARTIC.

AND IT WORKED BECAUSE WE WENT ON A 31-0 TEAR IN THE NEXT HALF. OUR DEFENSE STEPPED UP. OUR OFFENSE CLICKED. OUR RUNNING GAME WENT FROM BEING DECEASED ON ARRIVAL TO LIGHTING THE FIELD ON FIRE.

MAYBE THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED AGS. MAYBE WE JUST NEEDED TO GIVE THE WORLD THE DOUBLE BIRDS TO FREE OURSELVES FROM THE MISERY WE WERE EXPERIENCING.

AND NOW WE’RE INTO SEC PLAY AGAINST THE DALLARKANSAS RAZORBOYS WITH THEIR NEW JERSEYS. WE ARE 5-0 AGAINST THIS TEAM. OF ALL THE UPS AND DOWNS AND INCONSISTENCIES OVER SUMLIN ERA ONE THING IS CERTAIN...WE WILL BEAT ARKANSAS. AND ID LIKE TO KEEP THAT STREAK GOING THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

AND IF YOU GET COMPLACENT AND THINK WE’RE JUST GONNA ROLL OVER BERTS TEAM JUST REMEMBER THIS IMAGE

THIS IMAGE IS BURNED INTO THE FIBER OF MY BEING. THE PAIN CAUSED BY THREE STRAIGHT LOSSES TO ARKANSAS UNDER SHERMAN INCLUDING THAT AWFUL HORRIBLE 2011 GAME CAN ONLY BE ASSUAGED BY KELLEN MOND PULLING A JOHNNY MANZIEL AND RUNNING A RAZORBACK DEFENSIVE END IN CIRCLES WHILE RUNNING INTO THE ENDZONE. IT CAN ONLY BE SOOTHED BY A 50 POINT WIN. NAY PERHAPS AN 80 POINT WIN. I DONT KNOW MAN BUT I WANT TO WIN BY A LOT OF POINTS.

IF AND WHEN YOU GET DOWN OR APATHETIC ABOUT THIS SEASON. FLIP THE DOUBLE BIRDS. IT’S OUR #BRAND THIS YEAR. ITS OUR MOTTO. IT’S ONLY HOPE FOR SURVIVAL WE HAVE.

AND WE’RE HEALTHY. REMEMBER HOW TRILLVEON TRILLIAMS RAN FOR A THOUSAND YARDS AGAINST ARKANSAS LAST YEAR? WELL HE’S BACK AND PROBABLY READY TO RUN FOR ANOTHER THOUSAND. REMEMBER ARMANI KILLING FOLKS? HE BACK TOO.

AND THEN THERE ARE THE NEW GUYS. TYREL DODSON AND ANTHONY HINES ARE GOING TO FORM THIS TWO HEADED HYDRA THAT SHOOTS FIRE AT AUSTIN ALLEN AND THEN ALLEN WILL POP RIGHT BACK UP COMPLETELY SINGED AND HIT HIS TE DOWN FIELD BECAUSE 1) AUSTIN ALLEN IS PRETTY GOOD AND 2) WE CANT COVER A TE.

SERIOUSLY THO. WE GET TO SEE THREE REALLY GOOD LINEBACKERS ON THE FIELD THIS GAME BECAUSE THEIR SCHEME CALLS FOR IT AND WE ACTUALLY HAVE THREE SOLID LINEBACKERS IN ALAKA DODSON AND HINES. MAN BALL.

IM ANGRY. IM TIRED. IM CRANKY OF FOOTBALL ALREADY. IM LOOKING FOR AN OUTLET.

HERE PIGGY PIGGY. YOU’RE NEXT.

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FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE THAT POOR WALK ON WAS JUST GIVING HIS FRIENDS A HARD TIME AND HOLY HELL HE PROBABLY GOT AN EARFUL FROM SUMLIN

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE MOVE THIS DAMN GAME BACK TO THE RESPECTIVE CAMPUSES BECAUSE JERRY WORLD IS AN AWFUL PLACE TO WATCH COLLEGE FOOTBALL

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE SEC PLAY

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HELL

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