AGGIE TAILGATE DOG IS DRESSED BETTER THAN YOU

OH WOW.

Cowboy hat...check.

Overalls...check.

Puff-paint sweatshirt...check.

Lace gloves...check.

Glamourous Jackie O shades...check.

This dog is ready for some mini-sausages and a snifter of mineral water. This dog will only watch games on a 72-inch TV in a tent with a cool mister sitting on a fleece blanket while being coddled by many fans. This dog has seen things at tailgates that would make you blush and keeps on coming back every week. This dog is definitely more chill than 99% of us.

Also, this dog may play a bit of QB today, who knows.