ALL CAPS PREVIEW-ULALA

DECIDED TO SWITCH IT UP TODAY. NOT THAT POWER ISNT A GREAT SONG BUT MAYBE WE NEED TO BE A LITTLE MORE AGGRESSIVE IN HOW WE APPROACH THESE GAMES COMING UP ON OUR RADAR.

HUBENAK IS OUT. WE HAVE SOME INJURIES ON OUR OL. WE MIGHT BE MISSING A COUPLE OF RUNNING BACKS. THINGS ARE GOING FINE THEY REALLY ARE. BUT EITHER WAY WE GET TO WATCH ANOTHER FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE FOOTBALL GAME TOMORROW AND THAT BY GOD IS SOMETHING WORTH CELEBRATING.

SO WHAT IF OUR OFFENSE IS STRUGGLING A LITTLE BIT. SO WHAT IF THE QB FOR NICHOLLS STATE HIT A COUPLE OF 60 YARD PASSES. SO WHAT IF WE’VE GOT A TALENTED TRUE FRESHMAN QB WHO WE DONT SEEM TO WANT TO ADJUST OUR OFFENSE FOR. EVERYTHING IS FINE. BE HAPPY.

I WANT MOND TO TRANSFORM INTO A F15 AND JUST TAKE OFF DOWN THE FIELD. I WANT MOND TO TURN INTO A DRAGON WITH MAZZONE ON HIS BACK SAYING DRACARYS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AND MOND HURLS FIRE AT THE OTHER TEAM. THIS IS MONDS GAME. SATURDAY IS MONDDAY.

FOOTBALL IS GOOD BECAUSE THESE PLAYERS PUT ON A JERSEY WITH MY UNIVERSITY’S NAME ON IT AND GO OUT THERE AND DO THEIR BEST. THEY HIT PEOPLE AND GET HIT ALL FOR WHAT? TO GO DOWN IN THE ANNALS (LOL) OF TEXAS A&M LORE. THESE PLAYERS DESERVE OUR ATTENDANCE OUR EXCITEMENT BECAUSE WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT SOMEDAY WE’RE SITTING HERE LIKE HEY DO YOU REMEMBER KELLEN MOND’S FIRST 7 TD GAME THAT’S CRAZY NOW HE’S LIKE ALL RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT AND STUFF GOOD TIMES. OR HEY DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME OTARO ALAKA RIPPED THE ULALA ARM OFF AND THREW IT INTO THE STANDS MAN IT SEEMS CRAZY THAT HE’S GETTING THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR PHYSICS.

AND LET US TAKE THE LESSON OF KENDALL BUSSEY. BUSSEY WANTED TO TRANSFER THIS OFFSEASON AND BY ALL RIGHTS IT MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN A BAD IDEA GIVEN THE DEPTH WE HAD. BUT HE STUCK IT OUT AND THEN LAST WEEK HE GOES OFF FOR ALMOST 100 YARDS ON 15 CARRIES AND PUTS THE GAME AWAY FOR US. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE UP ON THIS SEASON BUT WHO KNOWS WHEN YOU’LL HAVE YOUR BUSSEY MOMENT. FIND YOUR INNER BUSSEY.

VICTOR FRANKL ONCE SAID “EVERYTHING CAN BE TAKEN AWAY FROM A MAN BUT ONE THING: THE LAST OF THE HUMAN FREEDOMS—TO CHOOSE ONE’S ATTITUDE IN ANY GIVEN SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES, TO CHOOSE ONES OWN WAY”. HE WAS SAYING THAT ABOUT SURVIVING THE HOLOCAUST BUT THE POINT STILL APPLIES HERE. YOU CAN KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE CHOICE TO BE BUCK GOING INTO THIS GAME

CHOOSE TO BE BUCK. FIND YOUR INNER BUSSEY.

LET’S DO THIS AGS. THESE PLAYERS DESERVE OUR SUPPORT AND OUR LOVE. THEY DESERVE FOR US TO LIVE AND DIE BY EACH SNAP. LET’S RALLY AROUND OUR FAMILY WITH A POCKET FULL OF SHELLS AND LET’S GO OUT THERE AND DO OUR PART TO HELP THIS TEAM WHIP THE ABSOLUTE CRAP OUT OF ULALA.

IT’S OUR TIME

LET’S GET THIS DONE

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