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Yesterday we established that August is terrible. rcb05 (& thacktor) went ahead and kicked it off in style yesterday afternoon with a wholesale slaughter of innocent Facebook personas. When you hate a month hard enough, you have to revel in its awfulness by making others miserable. That’s our motto, in a roundabout way.
THE BRUCE QUOTIN’ SIR MIXALOT. You know you needed this this morning.
I like big seats and I cannot lie..Why fans should love the new Mercedes-Benz Stadium in ATL #ItJustMeansMoreRoom https://t.co/491w6HLQt4
— Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) August 1, 2017
Go ahead and scope the story for Feldman’s takes from the entire world of CFB media days over the past few weeks. Some great insight as usual, and another nice hit on Christian Kirk’s maniacal work ethic.
LET’S CHECK IN ON OLE MISS TO SEE IF THEY’RE HAVING A BETTER WEEK AND—
For stealing $160 worth of cleaning supplies. OCD is real, people. https://t.co/gC4beGYNgf
— [Escort 69] (@BunkiePerkins) August 2, 2017
oh.
IZECOLE COKECOLA. RILLGOOD INNDA AUGGUS HEET.
With these high temperatures during camp szn, no better way to stay cool than with a Coach O Coke. @CocaColaCo pic.twitter.com/yqfSKY6IZl
— LSU FB Recruiting (@geauxscoop) August 2, 2017
Poll
Would you rather
This poll is closed
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51%
share an ice-cold coke with DACOACHO
(124 votes) -
48%
go deep-sea fishing with Jim McElwain
(116 votes)