Daily Bull 8.17.17: The Waffle House Food Truck Petition

EVERYBODY’S ALL AMERICANS. It’s preseason awards/watchlist/all-team time. GET HYPE. These fellas deserve it, though: well-earned respect for Armani Watts and Christian Kirk. Have a hell of a year, guys.

WHAT BETTER WAY TO SPEND THANKSGIVING THAN HEADLINING A BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT IN CANADA. Good thing there’s no locally-flavored football rivalries to fill that space. The men & women will trek to Vancouver in November ‘18 to headline a fancy new tourney alongside Minnesota. Happy August.

ABOUT THOSE LINEBACKERS. Great profile of Otaro Alaka here. Not only is he extremely sharp, but he has excellent opinions.

The Aggies and Longhorns haven’t played since 2011 before A&M exited the Big 12 for the SEC. Alaka is like many others in the state, claiming it’s time to bring back the contest as a nonconference showdown.

“I’ve been saying that for years,” Alaka said. “That would be the best game.”

Obviously he has yet to take the upper-level BUSINESS course at Mays where they teach FOOTPRINT and MARKET SHARE and NOT DOING ANY FAVORS, et. al.

The position is allegedly as deep as it’s been in years and oh yes what’s that I’ll take a drop of that maroon paper tab right here on my tongue and happy August to you, too, magical spirit vision of Junction Bear Bryant your shoes are very nice as well thank you

YO, HOW DO WE GET A VISIT FROM THIS SUCKER? There are plenty of branches in Houston. It’s not that far. Make it happen, social media fanatics.