Celebrity Quotes: What are Barbara Bush, Scott Glenn, and Cormac McCarthy saying about Kevin Sumlin’s recruiting prowess?

What a start to June! Not to be overshadowed by the dramatic baseball win yesterday, Kevin Sumlin managed to land a couple of key recruits who might possibly play football at Texas A&M in a few years. These class of 2019 commits have everyone excited!

“Incredible. And to think that just a few short days ago there were rampant rumblings about Sumlin being on the hot seat. Surely the fact that these two young kids who just finished their sophomore years in high school have declared on the internet that they are going to play football at Texas A&M in two years will silence all the haters and critics.”
-Scott Glenn

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“Hahaha, take that Tom Herman. Kev just landed the top Pro Prospect QB in the ‘19 class. Maybe you can settle for one of the guys ranked 5th-7th if you know what I mean, hey?”
-Barbara Bush

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“The man smiled at him a sly smile. As if they knew a secret between them, these two. Something of age and youth and their claims and the justice of those claims. And of their claims upon them. The world past, the world to come. Their common transciencies. Above all a knowing deep in the bone that beauty and loss are one.”

-Cormac McCarthy

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