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WHY TEXAS A&M FANS SHOULD WATCH THE LONGHORN NETWORK TONIGHT

Any good Aggie will tune in eagerly

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HOWDY! Hope y’all don’t have plans for tonight because you’ll need all the time you can muster to scrounge around and find someplace that actually carries the LHN so that you can watch the Aggies take on the Longhorns in baseball LOL J/K it’s on like every major TV provider’s lineup get some new jokes.

WHAT:

BASEBALL. #17 TEXAS A&M (14-3) vs. unranked TEXAS (12-6)

WHEN:

BETWEEN 5-7 P.M.

KIDDING. Sort of.

6:30 P.M.

WHERE:

AUSTIN, DURING SXSW, SO GET READY TO HEAR ESPN D-LISTERS PRETEND TO KNOW WHAT A BREAKFAST TACO IS. FIRST 100 FANS GET A FREE FEDORA AND IRONIC MUSTACHE FACEPAINT.

WHAT DANG CHANNEL IS IT ANYWAY?

GLAD YOU ASKED, THE FULL LINEUP IS ON WIKIPEDIA BUT I DID THE 30 SECONDS OF WORK FOR YOU:

HOW TO WATCH THE COT-DANG LHN

Dish Network Channel 407 (HD/SD)
Dish Network Channel 407 (HD/SD)
DirecTV Channel 677 (HD only)
Cox (AR, KS, LA and OK) 328
Charter (AR, LA, NM, TX and VA) 301/700
Grande (TX) 829/29
Time Warner (TX) Channel 383 (HD/SD)
AT&T U-verse Channel 611 (SD) Channel 1611 (HD)
Verizon FiOS Texas: Channel 79 (SD) Channel 579 (HD) Other areas: Channel 320 (SD)
Google Fiber Channel 230 (HD/SD)

Of course, if you don’t care about Texas we don’t need them anymore we’ve moved on let’s stop helping them bigger and better SEC ready harf harf big dumpster fire lolz, please kindly disregard.

BUT: if you love the emotional draw of college sports and beating bitter, in-state historical rivals, let’s have some fun tonight.