None of you scamps read anymore beyond 140 characters or GIFs, so I present to you a photo essay with some commentary for our Daily Bull.
THERE WAS A MURDER LAST NIGHT ONLINE. A play - in three parts:
Act I - “The bait”
Act II - “The extinguished burn”
Act III - “might as well wink at the widow at the funeral”
REMINDER: the only college you need is Welding School
The America dream: Children gathering scrap metal in the hopes of affording education. https://t.co/uQsza5MyTk— Malcolm Harris (@BigMeanInternet) February 9, 2017
***WELL ACTUALLY*** you should gather scrap metal for welding shit together and building a fortress for when the earth is near completion in its consumption of itself.
IT’S GOOD TO MEDITATE
My own missives:
- Why the hell didn’t the developers of College Station build a kick ass, old school courthouse in the middle of a quaint square?
- Been watching the show This is Us (go to hell, off season). It’s a nice, fresh concept tackling issues you don’t normally see in scripted prime time television. However, as my old man likes to tell me - ONCE YOU’VE MADE THE SALE, STOP SELLING. This show is SO over the top dramatic (most of it from the dudes!) full of mushy, self-serving, narcissistic soliloquies. PRODUCERS - you already sold me. I like the characters well enough. Stop forcing me to care.
- HIVEMIND: what’s the best deli meat you can buy at a Kroger or HEB?
I hope your weekend is OUT OF BOUNDS.
ROLL TIDE ROLL. The Price is Right is what is also known as the Alabama Retirement Plan.
Price is Right NEVER disappoints pic.twitter.com/0I00A2KVVz— Mark Armstrong (@ArmstrongABC11) February 10, 2017
I love you animals.