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BELK BOWL IS THE BEST BOWL

FIRST OFF ID LIKE TO SALUTE INTERIM INTREPID HEAD COACH JEFF BANKS. I MET HIM ONCE AT THE STARBUCKS ACROSS FROM CAMPUS. THIS WAS RIGHT AFTER WE LANDED KYLE ALLEN FOR WHICH HE WAS THE LEAD RECRUITER. I SAID CONGRATULATIONS. HE SAID THANKS. IT WAS AWKWARD FOR THE BOTH OF US. IM NOT SURE WHEN ILL LEARN TO KEEP MY ENTHUSIASM TO MYSELF

ANYHOO JEFF BANKS HAD THE UNENVIABLE TASK OF PULLING THIS TEAM TOGETHER AFTER A TOUGH LOSS TO LSU AND GETTING THEIR MINDS RIGHT FOR THIS GAME AGAINST THE DEAMON DEACONS OF WAKE FOREST. JEFF’S BEEN A SOLID DAMN CONTRIBUTOR TO THIS COACHING STAFF AND I COMMEND HIM FOR HIS WORK AND HOPE WE GET TO KEEP HIM ON STAFF. HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF HIM IN SUNGLASSES

SECONDLY. IT’S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT OUR STARTING QBS ARE GROWING MUSTACHES FOR THIS GAME.

KELLEN IS TOO BUT HE DOESNT HAVE A PIC OF HIS ON HIS TWITTER ACCOUNT. I COMMEND THEM FOR DOING THIS. THESE ARE VICTORY MUSTACHES FOLKS. OUR HIRSUTE STARTING DUO OF QBS, NICKTRILLAS SPARKLE AND KELLTRILL MONDBALL ARE GOING TO CHANNEL THEIR INNER JAKE HUBENAKS FACIAL HAIR PROWESS AND USE THEIR FOLLICLES TO GET US TO VICTORY. MUSTACHE=VICTORY. IT’S SCIENCE.

THIRD. WE ARE AT THE BELK BOWL. I HAD NO IDEA WHAT A BELK IS. BUT APPARENTLY ITS SOUTHERN STYLE AT DECENT PRICES. AND OUR PLAYERS GOT A SHOPPING SPREE THROUGH BELK TO BUY A BUNCH OF STUFF. AND BECAUSE THEY ARE COLLEGE AGED GUYS THEY ALL HAD TO CALL SOMEONE TO GET ADVICE ABOUT WHAT BEING DRESSED WELL MEANS

I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I FIND THAT TO BE SUPER PRECIOUS. WE’VE GOT THE PRECIOUS EDGE IN THIS FOOTBALL GAME WHICH MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE. OUR PLAYERS WILL LEAVE #CHARLITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT WITH A BOWL WIN AND BELTS THAT MATCH THEIR SHOES.

THIRDLY. THIS IS THE LAST DAMN GAME OF THE DAMN SEASON. IT HASNT BEEN AN EASY SEASON. AND NEXT YEAR MARKS A CULTURAL CHANGE FOR AGGIE FOOTBALL. THIS IS LIKELY THE LAST TIME WE’LL SEE 5 WIDE SHOTGUN EVERY SINGLE PLAY. AND I’LL TELL YOU WANT I WANT THIS WIN. I HOLD NO ILL WILL TOWARDS THE DEAMON DECONS DESPITE THEIR SATANIC INFLUENCES. BUT I WANT TO EXPOSE THEM TO THE POWER AND GLORY OF FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE FOOTBALL. I WANT BOTH QBS TO PASS FOR 400. I WANT KEITH FORD AND TRILLVEON TO RUN FOR 250 APIECE. I WANT OUR TIGHT ENDS TO BE ALL LIKE HEY JIMBO WE’RE HERE AND CATCH 5 BALLS APIECE. I WANT DAYLON MACK TO HAVE A PIESMAN MOMENT WHERE HE INTERCEPTS THE SNAP AND RUNS IT BACK FOR A TOUCHDOWN.

I WANT THIS WIN. 8 IS BETTER THAN 7 AND 8-5 IS WHAT WE DO. WE DO IT BETTER THAN ANYONE BETTER IN THIS COUNTRY AND I WANT THAT 8TH WIN. I WANT JIMBO TO IMMEDIATELY ANNOUNCE OUR DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR AFTER THIS WIN. THAT REALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BOWL IM JUST GOING NUTS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO IT COULD BE.

I WANT THIS WIN YALL. AND I KNOW YOU DO TOO.

SO LET’S GO OUT THERE AND GET IT DONE

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FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE AFFORDABLE SOUTHERN FASHION

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE WHAT EXACTLY IS SOUTHERN FASHION

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE I BET ITS A LOT OF THAT BOAT SHOES VS DECK SHOES DEBATE WE HAD WITH OLE MISS FANS A FEW YEARS BACK

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE SEND THE DAMN SENIORS OUT WITH A DAMN WIN

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HELL OUTTA wake forest