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COACH 9

“I am vury happy to be at Teg-zuss Ayeneyum”

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MACK BROWN

You have hired MACK BROWN! Nice job. Mack's folksy wisdom along with his easygoing nature and hands-off approach to football will enable the program to be completely run by boosters and marketing execs, completing our vision for the future.