The best part of having Halloween fall mid-week is being able to sandwich two mortifying football games around it. Mind that candy hangover and y’all don’t break the internet today.
Hello? Kyle Field?
Is there anybody out there?
Just tweet if you can hear me
The WiFi should be on
Come on now
I hear you're feeling down
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again (2%er)
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Tell me why November hurts?
There is no offense, we are punting
A distant bowl game on the horizon
You are only coming through in tweets
Your anger’s mute so I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child we went 6-6
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain you would not understand
This is not how I am
I have become comfortably numb
Just a little blocked kick
There'll be no more, ah
But you may feel a little sick
Can you stand up?
We have to win the halftime show…