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Good Morning, Let’s Watch Texas A&M vs. Auburn

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11 a.m. on ESPN

The best part of having Halloween fall mid-week is being able to sandwich two mortifying football games around it. Mind that candy hangover and y’all don’t break the internet today.

Hello? Kyle Field?

Is there anybody out there?

Just tweet if you can hear me

The WiFi should be on

Come on now

I hear you're feeling down

Well I can ease your pain

Get you on your feet again (2%er)

Relax

I'll need some information first

Just the basic facts

Tell me why November hurts?

There is no offense, we are punting

A distant bowl game on the horizon

You are only coming through in tweets

Your anger’s mute so I can't hear what you're saying

When I was a child we went 6-6

My hands felt just like two balloons

Now I've got that feeling once again

I can't explain you would not understand

This is not how I am

I have become comfortably numb

Okay

Just a little blocked kick

There'll be no more, ah

But you may feel a little sick

Can you stand up?

We have to win the halftime show…