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ALL CAPS PREVIEW-TEXAS A&M vs. AUBURN

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WE MIGHT WIN THIS ONE

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HEY WASNT IT SUPER WEIRD THAT WE JUST DIDNT HAVE A FOOTBALL GAME LAST WEEKEND LIKE I WAS EXPECTING TO PLAY THE BULLDOGS AND THEN IT DIDNT HAPPEN IT DIDNT HAPPEN AT ALL LIKE THAT GAME NEVER HAPPENED THAT SEEMS SUPER WEIRD. ANYWAYS MOVING ON.

AUBURN. A&M. THE BATTLE CONTINUES. THIS MATCHUP HAS GIVEN US MEMORABLE MOMENTS LIKE MYLES BLOCKING THE HELL OUT OF A FIELD GOAL TRY AND THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES AROUND WHETHER WE ACTUALLY GOT THE FUMBLE AT THE END OF THE 2014 GAME AND THIS REMARKABLY FILTHY JUKE BY TRILLVEON TRILLIAMS

WHERE HE BROKE THAT POOR GUYS ANKLES.

BUT WE ALSO HAVE THIS AWFUL MOMENT FROM 2013. YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHICH ONE IM TALKING ABOUT

YOU REMEMBER THAT MOMENT. NO MATTER HOW MANY WINS WE HAVE AGAINST THIS TEAM THIS ONE MOMENT MUST BE AVENGED.

WE ALWAYS PLAY AUBURN TOUGH. AND I EXPECT THE SAME TO HAPPEN THIS WEEKEND. A LIVE LOOK AT THE PREGAME HANDSHAKE BETWEEN KEVIN SUMLIN AND GUS MALZAHN. HAHA GOOD MEME HERE.

AUBURN IS OUR FOIL. AUBURN IS OUR EQUAL. WE WILL PLAY THEM CLOSE. AGGIE FOOTBALL NEVER DISAPPOINTS ME.

SORRY I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT ALL THE TIMES AGGIE FOOTBALL HAS DISAPPOINTED ME. BACK TO THE POINT. THIS GAME IS ALWAYS FUN. IT’S ALWAYS BACK AND FORTH. AND TOMORROW WILL LIKELY BE NO DIFFERENT.

LOOK IM NOT DUMB. ITS BEEN A ROUGH SEASON AND YOU MIGHT BE ASKING YOURSELF SELF, WHY SHOULD I GO TO THIS GAME.

THE THING I ALWAYS GO BACK TO IS THE DADGUM PLAYERS. YOU HAVE LIKE THREE MORE GAMES TO SEE ARMANI WATTS PLAY FOOTBALL AND HE’S THE SAME GUY THAT EACH OF US PROMISED TO NAME OUR CHILDREN AFTER WHEN HE PICKED OFF THE VOLS LAST YEAR. WE HAVE ONLY A HANDFUL OF GAMES LEFT TO SEE I DONT POP MOLLY I ROCK KEITH FORD TOTE THE ROCK TO GET BIG YARDS WHILST RUNNING PEOPLE. MAN I QUITE FRANKLY MIGHT WEEP OPENLY WHEN ZAYCOVEN WALKS OUT OF THE TUNNEL FOR SENIOR DAY.

IT DOESNT MATTER HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THE FUTURE OF THE PROGRAM. YOU SHOULD FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY ABOUT THESE PLAYERS. GUYS LIKE JAKE HUBENAK WHO HAVE BACKED UP 17 DIFFERENT STARTING QB COMBINATIONS OVER THE COURSE OF THEIR TIME AND DONE SO WITH A SMILE. THESE PLAYERS BUST THEIR ASS FOR US ON A WEEKLY BASIS. LET’S DO THIS FOR THEM. GO TO GAME, TAILGATE AHEAD OF TIME, GO IN THERE EXPECTING A DAMN WIN AND MAYBE FATE WILL SMILE ON US AND WE’LL GET ONE.

MORE THAN THAT THESE FOOTBALL GAMES MEAN SOMETHING DEEP TO US AND WE ONLY GET 12 GUARANTEED AND HELL WE’RE DAMN NEAR TO THE END. LET’S DO THIS. LET’S GET THIS THING DONE.

DESPITE NOT HAVING A GAME LAST WEEK (SO WEIRD) WE CAN STILL MAKE NOVEMBER OUR BITCH. I DONT KNOW HOW, AND I DONT KNOW WHY BUT IT CAN STILL HAPPEN. WHAT’S FOOTBALL WITHOUT A LITTLE BIT OF COMPLETELY UNREALISTIC OPTIMISM. HELL AFTER THE 04 OKLAHOMA STATE GAME I THOUGHT DENNIS FRANCHIONE WOULD BRING US A NATIONAL TITLE AND MAN WAS I WRONG. THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN THAT.

SHOW UP. IF YOU’RE NOT GONNA SHOW UP YELL LIKE HELL AT YOUR TELEVISION SET. SCARE YOUR CHILDREN. ALIENATE YOUR LOVED ONES. THAT’S WHAT AGGIE FOOTBALL IS ABOUT AND NOTHING CHANGES IN NOVEMBER. WE WILL STILL BE AS INTENSELY AND SUFFOCATINGLY LOVING AS WE CAN BE BECAUSE DAMMIT THAT’S WHAT WE DO.

GET YOUR MIND RIGHT PEOPLE. IT’S FOOTBALL TIME IN COLLEGE STATION TX.

BEAT

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EVERLIVING

EVERLOVING

COMPOUND

COMPLEX

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE WATCHING JOHNNY HIGHLIGHTS MAKES MY HEART ACHE

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE I KNOW ALL OF YOU HAVE EXPLORED OTHER HOBBIES BUT IT’S TIME TO LET THOSE GO AND GET BACK TO FOOTBALL

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE 11 AM KICKOFFS MEANS WAKE UP AND DONT THINK JUST FOCUS ON FOOTBALL

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HELL

OUTTA

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