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ONE LAST TIME

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IVE WRITTEN ALL CAPS PREVIEWS FOR DAMN NEAR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE LSU GAMES. EVERY YEAR I GET MYSELF GEEKED UP FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF A WIN, AND WORK MYSELF INTO A FURY ABOUT BEATING THE HELL OUTTA THE TIGERS JUST ONE TIME.

BEFORE THE 2014 (I THINK) GAME THE PULSE CAUGHT THE PRE GAME PEP TALK WITH THE TEAM AND ALL I REMEMBER IS LOUISIANA NATIVE FLOYD RAVEN SAYING

I WANT TO WIN

I WANT TO WIN

I WANT TO WIN

THAT’S WHERE IM AT YALL. I WANT TO WIN. I WANT THIS WIN SO BAD I CAN TASTE IT.

THIS IS KEVIN SUMLIN’S LAST GAME WEARING THE MAROON AND WHITE. THE TEAM IS PISSED OFF. THE TEAM WANTS THIS WIN FOR KEVIN SUMLIN. I WANT THIS WIN FOR THE TEAM. I WANT THIS WIN.

YALL REMEMBER THE 2007 HORN GAME. WE KNEW FRAN WAS GONE AND WE THREW OUT THE DAMN PLAYBOOK AND HAD STEPHEN MCGREE SLINGING THE BALL LIKE HE WAS A MIKE LEACH QB. DEFENSE PLAYED BALLS OUT. WE OPENED UP THAT OPTION PLAY BOOK AND SOMEHOW BECAME A MODERN DAY OFFENSE AND SOMEHOW WENT UP TWO TOUCHDOWNS BEFORE THE HALF.

THE SAME THING COULD HAPPEN HERE. WE’VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE. NOTHING AT ALL TO LOSE.

ONE GAME. ONE PERFECT GAME. ONE GAME WHERE WE SHED THAT SOFT REPUTATION AND HIT PEOPLE IN THE DAMN MOUTH BECAUSE DADGUMMIT WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE.

I WANT ONE GAME

I WANT A WIN.

ONE THING IVE ALWAYS SAID ABOUT SUMLIN WAS THAT I DIDNT THINK HE WAS CAPABLE OF BUILDING A LONG LASTING PROGRAM, BUT DAMMIT HE CAN SCHEME UP ONE GAME.

ONE DAMN GAME YALL. THAT’S ALL WE NEED.

DO THIS FOR ZAYCOVEN. DO THIS FOR SHANE FOR JAKE FOR ARMANI FOR KETH AND RATLEY.

YOU REMEMBER HOW HAPPY THE DAMN SENIORS WERE WHEN WE BEAT ARKANSAS IN 2012?

I WANT THIS WIN FOR THOSE GUYS. I WANT THIS WIN

AND YOU SHOULD TO.

ONE GAME. ONE GAME WHERE WE PLAY OUR ASSES OFF AND HIT MFERS IN THE MOUTH.

ONE DAMN GAME.

LET’S DO THIS AGS. LET’S RALLY ONE LAST TIME BEHIND THIS COACH AND THIS TEAM AND GET OURSELVES THIS WIN. BECAUSE WE WANT IT. THE TEAM WANTS. IT.

ONE DAMN GAME

BEAT

THE

EVERLIVING

EVERLOVING

COMPOUND

COMPLEX

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE OPPORTUNITY 12

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE NICK STARKEL CAN BECOME A DAMN LEGEND.

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE MFING FINISH

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HELL OUTTA

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