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LET’S SALUTE THE LAST TIME WE BEAT OLE MISS

YO THIS SONG IS SUPER DOPE AND MAKES ME WANT TO SHAKE MY BUTT. FOOTBALL MIGHT NOT SEEM LIKE FUN NOW BUT IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE SO SHAKE YOUR BUTT ALONG WITH ME.

ID LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THE LAST TIME WE BEAT OLE MISS. I WOULD NOT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE HAVE NOT BEATEN THEM IN A WHILE OR THE FACT THAT WE GAVE UP A BIG LEAD LAST YEAR. LET’S GET THAT CLEAR. I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT ANY OF THOSE.

BUT NO LET’S TALK ABOUT THE LAST TIME WE BEAT THEM. OUR FRIENDS AT TEXAGS DOT COM PUT TOGETHER THIS FANTASTIC HIGHLIGHT FILM OF THAT WIN. THAT VIDEO INCLUDES MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL MOMENT OF ALL TIME. ITS A MOMENT WHERE JOHNNY MANZIEL MAKES EVERYONE AROUND HIM LOOK DUMB AND GET SUPER FRUSTRATED. SOMEONE WAS KIND ENOUGH TO GIF IT FOR US SO FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS SEXINESS

SERIOUSLY [EXTREMELY NICKLEBACK VOICE] LOOK AT THIS F’ING GIF. THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS TO FEAST YOUR EYES ON. THE FIRST THING THAT IM ALWAYS DRAWN TO IS THE CROWD. SO MANY PEOPLE THROW THEIR HANDS UP IN FRUSTRATION AFTER JOHNNY MAKES THE DUDE MISS. ITS SO BRILLIANTLY WONDERFUL. JUST SO MUCH FRUSTRATION.

THEN THE THE SECOND THING IS THE GUY ON THE GROUND HITTING THE GROUND AFTER HE MISSES THE TACKLE. LIQUIFY THAT AND PUT IT IN AN IV AND SHOOT IT STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS.

AND THEN THE END WHERE WE GET THIS VIDEO OF LAMBO GHINI MERCY YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY HITTING THE GAME WINNING FIELD GOAL

IT WAS SUCH A SIMPLER TIME. WITH A SIMPLE DRAKE INSTRUMENTAL IN THE BACKGROUND BECAUSE WE WERE A DRAKE SCHOOL BACK THEN.

THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO DO TO EM AGS. THAT’S WHAT I WANT. I WANT TO GO TO OLE MISS AND BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THE REBELS BLACK BEARS LANDSHARKS. I NEED THIS. I NEED THIS SO BAD.

AND HOW DOES THAT TIE IN TO THIS YEAR YOU ASK. WELL THAT’S A GREAT QUESTION YOU INQUISITIVE BASTARD. LET’S TALK ABOUT THE MULTIPLE LEVELS OF KEVIN BACON CONNECTIONS.

JOHNNY MANZIEL HUNG OUT WITH JUSTIN BIEBER HERE

NICKTRILLAS SPARKLE OUR STARTING QB WORE A JUSTIN BIEBER SHIRT HERE

AND BONUS. YOU WANT A BONUS? I GOT YOU A BONUS.

NICK STARKEL WEARING A JOHNNY MANZIEL JERSEY WHILE HANGING OUT WITH CURRENT WALK ON TE LUKE LAUFENBERG.

IM TELLING YOU MAN. IF YOU DONT LOOK AT THAT PICTURE AND START HEARING FAINT STRAINS OF DRAKE’S TUSCAN LEATHER IN THE BACKGROUND THEN YOU NEED TO GET YOUR MIND RIGHT. WE’RE TKAIN GIT ALL THE WAY BACK TO 2013 THIS WEEKEND.

WE’RE GONNA GET THIS DAMN WIN. WE’RE GONNA GET THIS THING DONE. IT’S WRITTEN IN THE DAMN STARS. THIS IS OUR YEAR TO FINALLY REGAIN OUR LONG LOST MAGIC AGAINST OLE MISS.

IT’S HAPPENING YALL. I HOPE YOU’RE READY AND READY TO BE ON YOUR WORST BEHAVIOR (HAHA ANOTHER DRAKE SONG) WHEN WE WIN.

LET’S DO THIS. TWO MORE GUARANTEED GAMES. THIS IS ONE OF THEM. PUT ALL YOUR FAITH FOCUS AND EFFORT INTO GUYS LIKE ARMANI TYREL JUSTIN MADUBUIKE AND ZAYCOVEN. LET’S WATCH NICK GO TO WORK AND CAM THE DAMN MAN BUCKLEY MAKE SOME CATCHES.

GAME 11. OPPORTUNITY 11. TIME TO SHINE. TIME TO MFING SHINE.

LET’S DO THIS AGS. GET FOCUSED. GET LOOSE. AND LET’S GET THIS DAMN WIN.

BEAT

THE

EVERLIVING

EVERLOVING

COMPOUND

COMPLEX

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE OWN THE GROVE

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE SOMEHOW JOHNNY TURNED THE BALL OVER 5 TIMES IN 2012 AND WE STILL WON SO WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO IT THIS YEAR

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE TATTOO THIS GIF ON MY BODY

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE HELL OUTTA

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