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ITS GO TIME

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GONNA OPEN UP HERE.

IN 2012 I WAS IN LIKE THE BEST SHAPE OF MY LIFE. I WAS WORKING OUT 4 TIMES A WEEK EATING RIGHT AND RUNNING LIKE 10 MILES A WEEK TOO. I HAD GOTTEN DONE WITH MY LAST DEGREE, ONLY HAD ONE KID AND WAS DOING EVERYTHING RIGHT.

THEN I HAD ANOTHER KID, THEN ANOTHER, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN 5 YEARS LATER I REALIZE THAT IM NOT AS SLENDER AS I USED TO BE. AND I KNOW ALL OF THE HABITS THAT I NEED TO GET BACK TO THAT POINT, BUT I JUST CANT FIND THE MOTIVATION TO DO THEM.

BUT SOMETIMES, JUST SOMETIMES, ILL DECIDE TO GO RUN. AND THEN WHEN I DO I GO 5 MILES EASY AND COME BACK FEELING LIKE A GD CHAMP. IVE STILL GOT IT IN ME.

THAT’S WHAT THIS WEEKEND IS. IM NOT ASKING THE TEAM TO GO PALEO AND ORDER A SALAD WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS GETTING A SANDWICH. IM NOT ASKING THEM TO INPUT THEIR POINTS RELIGIOUSLY INTO WEIGHTWATCHERS. IM ASKING FOR ONE 5 MILE RUN FOR OLD TIMES SAKE. WE DONT NEED TO BE A GREAT PROGRAM. WE JUST NEED TO BE A GREAT TEAM FOR LIKE 4 HOURS THIS SATURDAY. 4 FREAKING HOURS TO BE PERFECT.

AND WE’RE GONNA GET IT DONE. BELIEVE IT. OR DONT. WHATEVER.

THIS SEASON HAS BEEN FUN AS HELL. EVERY GAME HAS BEEN A ROLLER COASTER. AND WHAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT IT IS THAT YEAH KELLEN MOND IS TURNED INTO A SMOOTH OPERATING NINJA BUT WE’RE SEEING GUYS LIKE DAMION RATLEY MAKE BIG CATCHES. WE’VE GOT A HEALTHY OTARO ALAKA WHO HAD LIKE 116 TACKLES AND 7 SACKS LAST WEEKEND INCLUDING ONE WHERE HE WENT UNTOUCHED UP THE MIDDLE AND HAD THE HIT THAT ALL OF US DREAM OF.

WE DONT NEED TO BE THE BETTER PROGRAM. WE JUST NEED TO BE THE BETTER TEAM FOR 4 HOURS SATURDAY.

WHILE WE’RE AT IT LET’S POP ON THIS WEEK’S PLAY LIST FROM @EVANRMATHIS

LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD. IF YOUR’RE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHOS ALL DEFEATIST AND DOENST THINK WE HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE OF WINNING THIS GAME THEN JUST CLOSE OUT YOUR BROWSER RIGHT NOW. CHRISTIAN KIRK THINKS WE CAN WIN. KELLEN MOND THINKS WE CAN WIN. ANTHONY HINES IS MAINLINING MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS AND GASOLINE SO HE CAN SHOOT OUT LIKE A DAMN CANNONBALL DURING KICK OFF RETURNS. OUR PLAYERS BELIEVE THEY CAN WIN, AND YOU NEED TO AS WELL.

BAMA AINT PLAYED NOBODY.

NO SERIOUSLY THEY HAVENT PLAYED ANYBODY YET IT’S WEIRD.

FOOTBALL IS FUN. FOOTBALL WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IS EVEN MORE FUN. AND FOOTBALL WHERE YOU QUITE LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE AND THEREFORE CAN PLAY LOOSE AS ALL HELL? WELL THAT’S THE BEST KIND OF FOOTBALL.

WE’RE GOING TO GET THE BEST KIND OF FOOTBALL THIS WEEKEND. START THINKING ABOUT HOW GOOD ITS GONNA FEEL TO WIN. FOOTBALL IS A DRUG. YOU CHASE THE HIGHS AND FORGET ABOUT THE LOWS. CHASE THAT HIGH. REMEMBER HOW GOOD BIG WINS FEEL. AND GET YOUR MIND RIGHT BECAUSE WE’RE GONNA GET ANOTHER ONE TOMORROW.

YOU READY?

CAUSE I SURE AS HELL AM.

BAMA

NIGHT GAME

GAME 6. SEASON HALFWAY DONE AND WE HAVENT EVEN BEGUN TO HIT OUR DAMN STRIDE. WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD THIS TEAM CAN BE AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE WE’LL FIND OUT THIS WEEKEND.

KYLE MFING FIELD WITH ITS LOUD JET LIKE ROARING DURING DEFENSIVE STOPS

LET’S GO LETS GO LETS GO

BEAT THE

EVER LIVING

EVER LOVING

COMPOUND

COMPLEX

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE ZAYCOVEN HENDERSON STRAIGHT BULLYING THE SOUTH CAROLINA OFFENSIVE LINE

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE LANDIS DURHAM LOOKIN LIKE A 53 YEAR OLD MAN WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS KNEES THEN COMES OUT AND SQUATS LIKE 700 POUNDS AT THE GYM THEN GOES AND GRABS A NICE GLASS OF JUICE AND SETTLES IN FOR THE EVENING NEWS.

FROM THE PULSE

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE BELIEVE IN THIS DAMN TEAM

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE VON MILLER IS GOING TO BE AT THE GAME AND HE MIGHT JUST FIND A WAY TO SUIT UP JUST TO GET A HIT IN ON BAMA

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE JALEN HURTS IS A ROBOT BUT EVEN ROBOTS HAVE WEAKNESSES WE JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY ARE

FIGHTIN TEXAS AGGIE GET THIS DONE HELL OUTTA bama