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Cowbell Lessons - A Next-Generation Analysis

Using machine learning and big data analytics, we attempt to predict how this weeks match up against Mississippi St will unfold. 

By blumby
NCAA Football: Texas A&M at Florida Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports

Breaking Down the Offense

Watch out for the cowbell crossing route
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Sizing Up the Defenses

Total Defense Stats

Team Total D Rank Games Plays Yards Yards/Play Off TDs Opp TDs YPG
Team Total D Rank Games Plays Yards Yards/Play Off TDs Opp TDs YPG
Mississippi St 8 7 400 1969 4.92 15 16 281.3
Texas A&M 57 7 475 2663 5.61 23 23 380.4

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How about those uniforms, though?

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Special Teams Efficiencies and Key Matchups

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Comparing Head Coaches

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Conclusion

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In short, Dan Mullen: Welcome to the Resistance.

Poll

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    CLANGA
    (84 votes)
  • 47%
    CLANGA
    (200 votes)
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    CLANGA
    (137 votes)
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