PREDICTING THE TRANSFER DESTINATION OF EVERY TEXAS A&M FOOTBALL PLAYER

HOWDY. It’s that time of year again, where the mass exodus from the football program begins and despair raises its ugly, familiar head again in the collective psyche of our fanbase. We’ve decided to save you countless hours of speculation and circumstantial prognostication, from sifting through thousands of simpering, emo tweets that try to glean meaningful intent from the off-the-cuff chatter of 20 year-olds. Here is a possible transfer destination for every single Aggie Football player based on nothing but whimsy and spite, which is just as accurate as any other formula on the Internet.