ALL CAPS PREVIEW - PRAIRIE VIEW A&M

LAST WEEK WAS SUPER FUN. IT’S TIME TO PUT IN THAT WORK THIS WEEK AGAINST PVAMU AND DESPITE YOUR INCLINATIONS WE STILL NEED TO BE PISSED OFF AND READY TO POUND THE HELL OUT OF THE PANTHERS. WE ONLY GET 12-14 OF THESE A YEAR (I SAID 13 LAST WEEK AND PEOPLE GOT MAD BECAUSE I DIDNT COUNT THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME AND NOW IM SURE PEOPLE WILL BE MAD THAT IM NOT COUNTING THE NATIONAL TITLE GAME) SO EVERY WEEK IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR GREATNESS. EVER WEEK IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR MYLES GARRETT TO LITERALLY EAT SOMEONE. AND THIS TIME APPARENTLY PVAMU’S LEFT TACKLE ONLY WEIGHS 270 AT LIKE 6’1 SO MYLES IS GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT HUNGRY AFTER HE GETS DONE WITH OUR SNACK. GO AHEAD AND HIT PLAY ON THE PLAYLIST

LETS REFLECT ON WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEKEND TO GET YOU IN THE RIGHT MOOD THANKS TO TAMUHIGHLIGHTS

THAT WAS FUN. IT WAS SUPER FUN. AND WE’RE GOING TO HAVE FUN AGAIN THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE FOOTBALL IS SUPER FUN. DONT CARE THAT THE GAME IS AT 11. THERE’S NOTHING BETTER THAN VIOLENCE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. UNFORTUNATELY NO ONE FROM PVAMU SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HOW LOUD WE CAN BE SO YOUR MOTIVATION TO YELL YOUR TEAM TO SUCCESS WILL HAVE TO BE INTRINSIC. BUT IF YOU WANT I CAN MAKE UP A QUOTE FROM THEIR STARTING QB:

QB TREY GREEN RECENTLY SAID “YEAH THEY’RE NOT LOUD AND SHOULD TRY BEING LOUDER”

OMG DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO YELL YOUR ASS OFF BECAUSE HOW DARE HE AND STUFF.

FOOTBALL ASIDE LET’S TALK ABOUT THE BANDS BECAUSE PVAMU COMING TO KYLE IS A DAMN TREAT. ID LIKE TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH A FEW VIDEOS I FOUND THAT MADE ME SQUEAL WITH GLEE

PVAMU PLAYING ALL DAY

AND THEN APPARENTLY TEXAS SOUTHERN TRIED TO PLAY KNUCK IF YOU BUCK (!!!!) LAST WEEK AND PVAMU INTERRUPTED THEM WITH PANDA (!!!!!!)

AND THEN LASTLY BUT PROBABLY MOST IMPORTANTLY PVAMU DID AN ENTIRE HALFTIME SHOW TO THE TUNE OF THE HTOWN CLASSIC KNOCKIN DA BOOTS

LIKE IM SORRY. I WAS IN BAND IN HIGH SCHOOL AND WE PLAYED STUPID THINGS LIKE THE PLANETS AND WEST SIDE STORY. PVAMU COMING TO KYLE FIELD IS GOING TO BE THE COOLEST DAMN THING ALL DAY BESIDES SEEING ARMANI WATTS DISEMBOWEL A WIDE RECEIVER GOING ACROSS THE MIDDLE OR TRAYVEON WILLIAMS RUSH FOR 350 YARDS IN THE FIRST QUARTER. FOOTBALL IS FINE BUT HOLY CRAP THEIR BAND.

EITHER WAY IT’S ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY. ANOTHER CHANCE FOR US TO HIT SOMEONE IN THE MOUTH AND WALK OUT OF KYLE FIELD FEELING LIKE CONQUERING HEROES WHO JUST SLAYED A GIANT LION LIKE BACK IN THE ROMAN ERA. I DONT KNOW I WAS NEVER THAT GOOD AT HISTORY I WAS MORE INTO BAND.

ONE MORE WEEKEND. ONE MORE GAME. YELL YOUR ASS OFF.

#POFG

BTHO pvamu