What’s the time again it’s MILLERTIME. Tonight is a bit of a downer in that there is probably no college football on your TV. [pause for “awwwww” chorus] But there is a football-like substance on, known as the “NFL.” Wouldn’t even be worth mentioning here except that tonight features Super Bowl MVP Von Miller in a straight-up rematch with Cam Newton. Listen to the music he’s making.
“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”
NOT JUST A FOOTBALL SITE! It’s full-on crooty-hoop season. Check out BK’s latest signee news here. And oh you’d better get ready to catch the #SECBasketballFever. Prepare yourself accordingly with the 2016-2017 schedule, hot off the digital presses. Basketball: not just for nerds and degenerate gamblers anymore.
SECW WHEEL OF BURNING CASH. This division is truly a son of a bitch. Everybody’s raking it in, and most guys are woefully underachieving by some metric or another. Ryan Nanni calculates the only mathematically relevant formula for determining who survives this season. Though I must say: this estimate seems a tad conservative:
*Bret Bielema makes $3,960,666, but we’re betting he sweats through $40,000 worth of track suits in a year.
MORE COOL NFL NEWS
BA officially names Brandon Williams (@DaSlimC) as the starting CB opposite P2. #BeRedSeeRedhttps://t.co/sV5Zds74UC— Arizona Cardinals (@AZCardinals) September 8, 2016
Have a nice Thursday!