Daily Bull 9.8.16: Do a little dance

What’s the time again it’s MILLERTIME. Tonight is a bit of a downer in that there is probably no college football on your TV. [pause for “awwwww” chorus] But there is a football-like substance on, known as the “NFL.” Wouldn’t even be worth mentioning here except that tonight features Super Bowl MVP Von Miller in a straight-up rematch with Cam Newton. Listen to the music he’s making.

“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”

― Friedrich Nietzsche

NOT JUST A FOOTBALL SITE! It’s full-on crooty-hoop season. Check out BK’s latest signee news here. And oh you’d better get ready to catch the #SECBasketballFever. Prepare yourself accordingly with the 2016-2017 schedule, hot off the digital presses. Basketball: not just for nerds and degenerate gamblers anymore.

SECW WHEEL OF BURNING CASH. This division is truly a son of a bitch. Everybody’s raking it in, and most guys are woefully underachieving by some metric or another. Ryan Nanni calculates the only mathematically relevant formula for determining who survives this season. Though I must say: this estimate seems a tad conservative:

*Bret Bielema makes $3,960,666, but we’re betting he sweats through $40,000 worth of track suits in a year.

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Have a nice Thursday!