ALL CAPS PREVIEW—ARKANSAS

WEEK THREE YALL. I HOPE YOU HAD A RESTFUL WEEK BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT SOMEHOW THIS ARKANSAS GAME IS GOING TO LAST 7.5 STRAIGHT HOURS AND REQUIRE YOU TO CHANGE YOUR SHIRT AT LEAST 4 TIMES FOR THE PURPOSES OF GETTING OUR MOJO BACK.

LET’S REFLECT ON THE STRESS THIS GAME CAN CAUSE YOU.

2015

DESTRUCTIVE BACK DEVANTE GHOSTBOY HARRIS SAVED THE GAME FOR US IN 2015

2014

A GOOD SOLID DEFENSIVE SCHEME BY MARK SNYDER WON THAT GAME FOR US.

THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTE HELL AND I HOPE YOU’RE READY FOR IT. I WANT US EACH TO COMMIT TO WALKING INTO THIS HELL WITH TWO CANS OF GASOLINE UNDER OUR ARMS READY TO BURN THAT STADIUM TO THE GROUND. NOT BECAUSE IT’S AN AWFUL STADIUM TO PLAY IN BUT RATHER BECAUSE THIS GAME IS GOING TO REQUIRE EVERY LITTLE BIT OF YOU.

IF YOU’RE AT ALL COCKY ABOUT WHAT WE’VE DONE FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS LET ME REMIND YOU OF SOMETHING .

DO YOU REMEMBER THIS PORTLY FELLOW?

DO YOU REMEMBER HOW TERRIBLE YOU FELT THAT DAY? USE THAT EMOTION. USE THAT ANGER AND THAT FRUSTRATION AND CHANNEL IT AT THIS GAME. WE NEED YOU. THE FOOTBALL TEAM NEEDS YOU. EVERYONE NEEDS YOU TO DO YOUR PART.

WATCH THAT GIF OVER

AND OVER

AND OVER

AND OVER

AND OVER

I FORGOT ABOUT THE PLAYLIST. I’M NOT A SMART MAN. CLICK PLAY HERE. LET THE MUSIC WASH OVER YOU LIKE A TIDAL WAVE OF EMOTIONAL FRUSTRATION. CLOSE YOUR OFFICE DOOR AND TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND LISTEN TO THE WORDS TO EACH SONG. MAKE SURE YOU’RE PUTTING THAT ON YOUR CALENDAR THAT YOU’RE OUT OR SOMETHING BECAUSE PEOPLE MIGHT BOTHER YOU IF THEY THINK YOU’RE IN THERE. FEEL THE SONGS IN YOUR BONES.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF THE YEAR...OF THE SEASON. I WANT THIS WIN. YOU WANT THIS WIN. WE’VE GOT MYLES GARRETT WHO WANTS THIS WIN AND MYLES TYPICALLY GETS WHAT MYLES WANTS BECAUSE TO TELL HIM NO WOULD BE A PTEROBLE THING (LOL). DAE DAE DAE DAE DAE WANTS THIS WIN. TRILLVOR KNIGHTRILLFOOTBALL WANTS THIS WIN. TRAYVEON WILLIAMS WITH HIS WIGGLY SHAKIRA HIPS WANTS THIS WIN. CHRISTIAN KIRK HAS BEEN SILENTLY WAITING FOR THIS GAME ALL SEASON LONG. HE’S READY TO GET A BILLION YARDS IN THE FIRST QUARTER.

HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT?

BE READY. GET READY. YOU HAVE A FRIDAY FULL OF ANGER THEN A SATURDAY FULL OF MALICE THAT INCLUDES A NAP BECAUSE THE GAME IS PRETTY LATE AND YOU NEED YOUR REST FOLLOWED BY AN EVENING FULL OF FULL ON RAGE.

LET’S GO

LET’S GO

LET’S GO

BTHO arkansas