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We’re gearing up to the pinnacle of summer: SEC MEDIA DAYS. Coaches will “talk about”, analysts will laugh maniacally, and the entire thing will be neatly packaged on-brand and ready for consumption:
SEC Network to cover Football Media Days live https://t.co/GPikhZ20zG
— Chuck Dunlap (@SEC_Chuck) July 6, 2016
But this year there’s a new wrinkle! SEC MEDIADAYSLAND. There are plenty of fun activities for the entire cadre of your media entity, even all 102 representatives from Touchdown Alabama Magazine.
SEC MEDIADAYSLAND THEME PARK
GREG MCELROY’S HOUSE OF TERRIFIC LAUGHTER
When 007 *still* can't escape your foolproof imprisonment device and foil your evil plans pic.twitter.com/YrVqGjCwfU
— Rush Roberts (@DrNorrisCamacho) May 25, 2016
BRET BIELEMA’S EROTIC RELAXATION VENUE
Meanwhile, lets check on Bret Bielema (again, because this gif is amazing) pic.twitter.com/MnBaADmvNv
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) October 17, 2015
BOOGER’S CELEBRITY ROADHOUSE DINER
Me,Tess,Mayday & Kirby Smart ( aka our police escort in Tuscaloosa). Lol pic.twitter.com/E5dz3xvZFY
— Booger (@SECbooger) January 6, 2016
DARI’S URBAN SURVIVAL COURSE
Loved it man“@BretBielema: Good to grab lunch at Deluxe Burger with a friend and one of the best @ESPNDari. #WoooPig pic.twitter.com/k0jWMzkLkY”
— Dari Nowkhah (@ESPNDari) March 21, 2015
MARTY’S HILLPERSON WORKSHOP
I call this Hillbilly Bose.
— Marty Smith (@MartySmithESPN) July 6, 2016
Masking tape, a pair of solo cups & a toilet paper tube.
Voila! Redneck surround sound pic.twitter.com/g3Omi2LNZp
JESSE’S SHARKQUARIUM
Can't wait to share my #SharkDive experience tomorrow on @GMA!#SharkWeek #GetWeird pic.twitter.com/N32TmHLbxJ
— Jesse James Palmer (@JessePalmerABC) June 27, 2016
BRENT MUSBERGER’S RAP STUDIO
EMINEM. MUSBERGER. THIS IS GOLD. pic.twitter.com/N2jxV4eoUt
— RJ Ochoa (@rjochoa) September 8, 2013