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NOT JUST CHICKEN SCRATCH In case you hadn’t heard, workout enthusiast, breakfast enjoyer, and walking YETI campaign J.J. Watt is no longer the highest paid defensive player in NFL history. That distinction now belongs to Denver’s most affable chicken farmer.
"It's been a great 5 years, here's to 6 more amazing years! Thanks Bronco Nation, I love you and I appreciate you! pic.twitter.com/2EEcgXylgV
— Von Miller (@Millerlite40) July 15, 2016
THESE ARE WORDS I AM ACTUALLY TYPING This is a link about BIG XII expansion. It is excitedly written by the SB Nation blog for USF. This is another sentence with no jokes that can be added to the situation.
YA KNOW SOMETIMES OIL ROOTS FOR WATER THEY’RE BUDS
.@SpeakerRyan "When you advance to a national championship don't you root for a Longhorn if you're an Aggie? Start thinking that way."
— jonathantilove (@JTiloveTX) July 19, 2016
Ryan Nanni over at EDSBS covered this pretty thoroughly, but it still bears repeating. Remember two things the next time you ever vote for anyone to do anything: 1) that they absolutely do not understand you at all, and 2) that if the Israelis advance to the Gaza Strip they think the Palestinians should root for them just so someone local wins.